I hope these adverts are wind ups: http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-8-greatest-craigslist-jo-sessions If not, these guys are seriously in denial as well as being a little bit disturbed.
"let's craft the ultimate BBQ sauce in my townhome" The Michael Jackson guy cannae be for real. I'm from Paisley so I'm technically a Buddie and I like to jerk off. Maybe I should give these guys a call.