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Look At These Mutants...2 Days Solid Spanking Their Wee Wangers

Discussion in 'Rangers' started by Clunge Beater, Aug 25, 2012.

  1. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    About Rangers (cue mutant numero uno, saying we aren't Rangers)

    1. The Failed Copper, booted out of the force for dealing and smoking weed. Has he ever set foot in Celtic Park? <laugh> Behave ffs, this is the Protestant (who turned because he heard some bad words in N.I...Boo ****ing Hoo (some hardman he is, considering he says he is ex 7RHA) who smokes weed like it is going out of fashion. Beels like fcuk, pretends to be intelligent, yet couldn't master loading a shell into a gun (you've got to be thick as **** to miss the breech) <laugh>

    2. Callsign "****tybreeks" aka The Londoner, who *(who gives it the big taig uberlord patter, when in fact, he is from the North of London, and has never set foot in Celtic Park). The very "man" who said he had booked a flight over here "anyway" (your words, **** head) but then hides over in diddlydee land <laugh>

    3. Venom <laugh> Perhaps the funniest of the lot. He has a face that only a mum tripping on acid could kiss and even then that would be because she mistook his nose for a water dispenser. Wipe the grease of his grinner and you've enough for a fry-up.

    4. The Ghapist...possibly the gayest out of the lot. He sucks on beans for protein and reads ****ty poetry. That is his daytime schedule. By night, he turns into Nightrider and gets his vegetarian arsehole clattered by bikers. Just an uber-bore, to be honest.

    5. Tuna - Nah, she is just is irrelevant.


    What a bunch of ****ing clownshoes
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I'll ****ing have you ya jaked up bastard. I'm relevant, mm'kay???? <grr>
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    What's the "Golden Rule" according to you Hans Christian Anderson?


    Go and fix some radios.
     
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  4. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    I rarely use the term...but get in it you stupid, failed copper, **** <ok>
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I still laugh at your sig BH. Did Mick hook that thread?
     
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  6. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    What was it some inbred, Oirish ***** said to me...ah, that's right, it was something along the lines of why I couldn't see what you buffoons had been posting as I had been banned.

    Shame there isn't a UDA / UVF supporting ***** on our boards, then you wouldn't be able to see anything on here without logging out...
     
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  7. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    Not bad. Over 50% of Rangers (cue snorefest that we're not Rangers) articles last commented on, by TAIGS!

    Why the obsession over a club, which they maintain is not Rangers? So if we arent't Rangers, why all the comments about such a newly-born club?
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    You sound like a happy person Ben...

    Maybe you should get your hole

    If you canny get it just hang around here

    Somebody is giving out bumwanks to dogs laugh rofl hi5
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    P.S.

    Rangers are dead
     
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  10. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    Maybe should try venturing outdoors for once in the last...what...72 hours?

    Get a ****ing life man.
     
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  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    [video=youtube;T8WiPy1xSkw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8WiPy1xSkw[/video]
     
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  12. janbo

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    Maybe you should start smoking some weed, less people want to argue or fight with weed!!
     
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  13. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    Haha, look at the wee list at the bottom. Mind The *****, Venom, Boris Bawjaws <laugh>
     
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  14. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    [video=youtube;0sEnVHsM7pM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sEnVHsM7pM[/video]
     
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  15. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    Nice deflect, Tuna. But you will never, ever, be known as one of the originals <laugh>
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    No no
    No no no no
    No no no no
    No no there's no Rangers
     
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  17. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    You're trying too hard. I know you like to think that you were in amongst the originals, but you weren't.......ach well <ok>
     
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  18. Boris Bawshakesko

    Boris Bawshakesko New Member

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    Ah so you are the person who bought that first class ticket to Beelarus.

    We hope you enjoy your first class flight on our world renowned BA - Beelarusian Airways.

    Please be aware the plane will make a slight stop over in Beelize
     
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  19. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    Again, you're trying too hard...but you weren't one of the originals...sorry <ok>
     
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  20. Clunge Beater

    Clunge Beater Active Member

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    Nope...
     
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