Long Pig back on the menu

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/15/missi...rching-for-tribe-of-headhunters-7080077/#mv-b

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Missing explorer Benedict Allen in Papua New Guinea searching for tribe of headhunters

A helicopter dropped Mr Allen off at Bisorio without a satellite phone, GPS or companion and he was due back in the country’s capital Port Moresby on Sunday to travel to Hong Kong. His agent Joanna Sarsby told the Daily Mail his wife Lenka was ‘very worried’. She added: ‘He is a highly experienced explorer, very clever and resourceful and adept at surviving in the most hostile places on Earth, and he would never give up. He may not be a young man any more but he is very fit. ‘He was trying to reach the Yaifo people, a very remote and reclusive tribe – possibly headhunters, quite a scary bunch. Goodness knows what has happened. ‘I just imagine he might have been taken ill or is lying injured somewhere, perhaps with a broken leg, and maybe being helped by locals. He never takes a phone with him – he believes in living like the locals. For him not to come back is really odd.’

Looks like he might have been a second rate explorer but a first rate starter.

 

He was invited for lunch not realising he was the main course.

 

HAHAHAHA INSERT FOOD RELATED PUN HERE

 

You can laugh but this is no picnic.

 

I had salmon new potatoes and broccoli last night in case anyone was wondering.

 

The Jam

 

I was. Thanks.

 

Aye, sure ye did.

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I hope he was well hung. I don't like my meat too fresh.

 

That is actually pretty accurate

Delete my account pls @pieguts

 

In the OP photie which one is Benedict?

The spastic or the **** looking **** pushing the wheels?

ps; Any pics of his agent Joanna?

Ah wid (in advance)

 

I had leg of salmon the other night.

 

That's what you get for living near to nuclear weapons.

 

That would explain the portion of chicken lips I had as a side.

 

Ignore my last post

I REPEAT IGNORE MY LAST POST BASTARDS I HAVE FOUND HIS AGENT

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Blinky the fish

 

Indeed.

 

I don’t like salmon.

 

Salmon chanted evening.

 

I like smoked salmon. Canny stand cooked salmon. True story.