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London Marathon Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Frank The Tank, Mar 15, 2013.

  1. Frank The Tank

    Frank The Tank Active Member

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    Just over a month away, anyone else running this? How's the training going?

    I'm on 40 miles per week and ran a ver hilly 20 mile race last Sunday in 2hrs 37mins. A slow 15 miler this Sunday followed by a flat 20 next weekend and I'll be ready for taper <ok>

    Really looking forward to the race, been a childhood ambition of mine. Aiming to finish in under 3hrs 30.

    Hopefully get round without needing a ****e as well, IBS is a bastard.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    My training involves sitting down a lot, eating biscuits and scratching my balls.

    I'm just about in ideal shape for watching it on the telly <ok>
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Cock. It's boring.
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Cock's never boring.
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Stop grooming me. That's tinas job.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough. But be warned: she's got a bigger cock than mine.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Stereo's clitty sized cock shame.
     
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  9. Frank The Tank

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    Didn't take long for this to tangent off.

    This part of the forum is like having a chat with the "not quite right" guy in the pub.
     
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  10. Tina.

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    bore off <doh>
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Moody mare <laugh>
     
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  12. Null

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Psychosomatic

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    Which part of the forum isn't?
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The Sexy Trannies group. I'll send you an invitation.
     
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  15. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Ah so you were the one I was talking to yesterday
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You're a boring **** these days Franco.
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Hot on the heels of Red Nose Day, we've got more hours of ****e telly to look forward to.

    Who the **** wants to watch sweaty, middle-aged joggers for hours at a time, never mind listen to them pant about what worthy causes they're raising money for?
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm looking forward to this weekend's telly. The F1 season has started :grin:
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** ye's, I like F1
     
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