I am very lazy and drive the 2 minutes it takes to get from my house to the railway station. It took me at least 5 minutes to get home yesterday because I encountered three pensioners who were driving. The worst was the old girl doing a 9-point run. I'm now convinved that Logans Run was a good idea. Should we execute people before they get too old? Cash machines and supermarket checkouts would be much quicker too. They contribute nothing and take, take, take off the state. What do you think? If there's enough support for my idea I'll set up a petition and give it to the Government.
I think we should ban car journeys of less than 1.5 miles. No wonder we have an obesity crisis in this country. Fat, lazy ****.
I drive round the block a few times first, I reckon it must be at least 2 miles once I get to the station.
i would sign that petition if it includes young trendy ****s with ****y hairdoos that stand at checkouts yapping to their trendy pals on their ****y iphones
Absolutely. And women who get really surprised at checkouts when they have to pay for stuff "Oh god, I've never done this before.....I didn't realise I would have to get my purse out of my bag". I'll ask the government to send them to an Egyptian school to learn some manners.
Women at cashpoints are the worst "Oh I need to check my balance on 15 different cards really slowly, then get a tenner out"
Or when they get on a bus then start trawling through their bags and purse looking for change. You've been standing at the bus stop for 10 minutes you stupid bitch. Have the ****ing money ready My girlfriend's a nightmare. Even simple things like buying an ice cream when there are multiple flavours is a nightmare!
You never see blokes doing that kind of stuff. Maybe it's because women have smaller brains. Thick ****s.
fat ****ers on their mobility scooter things that they don't really need but are just to lazy to walk and take up half the aisle? might as well go the full hog
I'll definitely add them in. How about people that are chatting in supermarkets but have to leave their trolleys blocking the aisle? Ignorant ****s.
why do women have to pay for everything with the exact change? at the end of everyday I take every coin out my pocket that's under £1 and fling it in a jar. nothing worse than a pocket full of ****ey coins. better take my jar to a supermarket soon. it's got about £200 in it.
Legend. We should all be more like him. I have guns any of you can borrow if you like. TO MACDONALDS.........THAT QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE PICTURE, AND I WENT LARGE TOO. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.
what the **** is a bus ? is it the big peasant mobile you see all the junkies and dole heads getting on in the mornings ?
I don't get buses any more. I gave up when the wee ned sitting on the seat in front of me put his fingers down his throat and made himself throw up.
When old people reach a certain age, they should be fitted with wheels so they can be shoved out of the way.
