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Liverpool have a code of conduct......apparently.....

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  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Must be a new thing. They certainly didnt have one previously.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    To buy players with mental problems?
     
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  3. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Liverpool code of conduct.

    We strive to support racism and acts of criminal violence. As an employee you will each be issued with a knife and a fork as well as a T-shirt supporting your right to racism.
     
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    "Liverpool are understood to have sought assurances from Balotelli about his commitment and off-field behaviour."

    Yeah, cos that worked so well last time...

    "Having seen the video footage and spoken to Luis, his behaviour is unacceptable and I have made him aware of this."

    <whistle>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Part of the medical exam now involves a dental portion.

    Mario is going to be checked to make sure his teeth are sharp enough.

    Remy failed the medical because he has blunt teeth!
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

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    <laugh> .
     
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    Standard fireworks have offered a sponsorship deal too
     
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  8. timmy5x

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    As aposed to Utds code of conduct, granny shagging, wife beating and Kung foo kicks!
     
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  9. Stan

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    Aposed? Holy moly.
     
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  10. Christiansmith

    Christiansmith Well-Known Member

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    Brenda tried to control the sewer rat but couldn't. What makes him confident that he'll manage it with Balotelli...<laugh>

    #panicbuy
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    His last season with us he caused no harm whatsoever - Rodgers had tamed the lion. Send him off to another manager and the lion came out.

    If it's a panic buy, then it's a good one - considering you paid about 30mil for an unproven fat 18 year old kid and then threw 120-130k a week at him <laugh>
     
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    I disagree, he had so much pent up anger, he had to bite someone on the biggest stage, the World Cup, Sewer rat even admitted that Brenda was the cause of the incident. maybe
     
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  13. Stan

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    Have Liverpool ever made a bad signing in your opinion? I think that top button is done up too tightly and is preventing any oxygen from getting to your tiny little brain.
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    We've made planty of bad signings - do you want a list?
     
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  15. Stan

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    No need. I've seen them play.
     
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  16. CCC

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    Another Liverpool thread. <diva>

    You'd be boring as **** without us! :grin:

    <hug>
     
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