Create you ultimate Liverpool player. Toshacks Head Fowlers Left leg Gerrards right Souness torso (engine) and so on. Just read this and realised how crap it is but WTF i'm bored.
Weird, was just making on out of rooney poulsen konchesky and Jovanovic. Was making a terrible mutant that was sheite at football Rooneys head and arms, for the elbows Puulsens legs Koncheskys feet Jovanovic torse, he does nowt anyway so why not be that bit.
Daniel Agger's hair. King Kenny's brain. Luis Suarez' cheeky smile. Pepe Reina's arms. Andy Carroll's height. Steven Gerrard's right foot. Robbie Fowler's left foot.
I should get a special award for posting this thread (**** post award) or have all my rep stripped to 0.
Voronin's ponytail. Dossena's belly. El Hadji Diouf's brain. Harry Kewell's hamstrings. Sissoko's inner ear.
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What would you get if you crossed Wayne Rooney,George Best and Ryan Giggs? A fat hairy alcoholic mutant that shags his sister in law and then beats the **** out of her,and has a fascination with grannies and whores.