Check his hilarious posts on the match thread on the Liverpool board. 8.31 Fernando Torres - "I want to play champions league football." What a muppet. 8.33 This could get Messi 8.34 It's finished 100% 8.35 After the Ramires goal. "still game over - I'll get a Chelsea tatoo [sic] on my arse if they win this." 8.54 Penalty 8.55 missed 9.02 That Magic Assist By Luis Suarez: 'Perhaps this is actually Chelsea's night?' Baz: 'na.' 9.15 Chelsea doing well considering. 9.29 Patience... they will score. 9.38 Torressssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 9.40 Chelsea European champion, can you imagine that? 9.43 Where you getting your tattoo done, Baz? Baz: Mmm, next to my City one. Also on the same thread Arsenal4Life 8.55pm 6 or 7-1. You can bookmark this if you like. bosingwa and ivanovic cb away at barca with 10 men. O deary me. 9.26 O dear. Torress on. Desperation! 9.29 Baz: 'Patience - they will score.' A4Life 'Indeed. It is coming.' To be fair, A4Life did congratulate us....