Liverpool cant get big name players

While UTD struggle in 7th place, they can still attract big name players like Mata
Liverpool on the other hand, cant get a youngster from Basel to play for them, but Chav FC come along and buy him as a bench warmer.


Liverpool are in decline

 

In Moyes We Trust

 

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And thank God you can attract the big names like Fellaini as well!

 

In all honesty, with Suarez in the team, I doubt whether they are bothered about anyone who doesn't want to join them.

 

We can't get small name players either

Yes, declining teams improve, that's what they do.

 

Henderson's quite a big name, I think ... Nine letters! Beat that pole-munchers.

 

Must have at least 15 letter in surname, anything less is a no no

 

Don't think either teams have a big name then. The biggest name you've got is Lindegaard, isn't it? Shame we sold Sinama-Pongolle, really. He's a 14-letterer.

 

van nistlerooy was thirteen, can't think of a bigger name they've had

 

That's unfair. They got Carroll for £35 million.

 

Yeah, dutch players are good for big scrabble score names. They, like polish people, tend to throw random vowels and consonants in there.

 

Carroll's won more trophies in England than Arsenal players have for their club in the last 8 years.

 

Carroll= great buy

 

Additionally, PMK, Carroll is 7-letters; Mata is only 4-letters. Carroll is demonstrably a bigger name than Mata. Almost twice as big. Stick that in your pipe, Salfordians. <bigfuckoffcheesygrin>

 

Carroll=pony tail.

 

Well said CCC.

 

So true. .

 

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink is 20 characters in a last name. You're welcome

 

I guess you are dumb