Sky AUGUST Sat 16: Arsenal v Crystal Palace (5.30pm) Sun 17: Liverpool v Southampton (1.30pm) Sun 17: Newcastle United v Manchester City (4pm) Sat 23: Everton v Arsenal (5.30pm) Sun 24: Hull City v Stoke City (1.30pm) Sun 24: Sunderland v Manchester United (4pm) Mon 25: Manchester City v Liverpool (8pm) Sat 30: Everton v Chelsea (5.30pm) Sun 31: Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool (1.30pm) Sun 31: Leicester City v Arsenal (4pm) SEPTEMBER Sat 13: Liverpool v Aston Villa (5.30pm) Sun 14: Manchester United v Queens Park Rangers (4pm) Mon 15: Hull City v West Ham United (8pm) Sat 20: West Ham United v Liverpool (5.30pm) Sun 21: Leicester City v Manchester United (1.30pm) Sun 21: Manchester City v Chelsea (4pm) Sat 27: Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur (5.30pm) Sun 28: West Bromwich Albion v Burnley (4pm) Mon 29: Stoke City v Newcastle United (8pm) OCTOBER Sun 5: Chelsea v Arsenal (2.05pm) Sun 5: West Ham United v Queens Park Rangers (4.15pm) Sun 19: Queens Park Rangers v Liverpool (1.30pm) Sun 19: Stoke City v Swansea City (4pm) Mon 20: West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United (8pm) Sat 25: Swansea City v Leicester City (5.30pm) Sun 26: Burnley v Everton (1.30pm) Sun 26: Manchester United v Chelsea (4pm) Mon 27: Queens Park Rangers v Aston Villa (8pm) NOVEMBER Sun 2: Aston Villa v Tottenham Hotspur (4pm) Mon 3: Crystal Palace v Sunderland (8pm) Sat 8: Queens Park Rangers v Manchester City (5.30pm) Sun 9: West Bromwich Albion v Newcastle United (1.30pm) Sun 9: Swansea City v Arsenal (4pm) Sat 22: Arsenal v Manchester United (5.30pm) Sun 23: Crystal Palace v Liverpool (1.30pm) Sun 23: Hull City v Tottenham Hotspur (4pm) Mon 24: Aston Villa v Southampton (8pm) Sat 29: Sunderland v Chelsea (5.30pm) Sun 30: Southampton v Manchester City (1.30pm) Sun 30: Tottenham Hotspur v Everton (4pm) BT FA Community Shield Sunday 10 August: Arsenal v Manchester City - 3pm Barclays Premier League (BT Sport 1, 12.45pm kick-off, unless stated): Saturday 16 August: Manchester United v Swansea Saturday 23 August: Aston Villa v Newcastle Saturday 30 August: Burnley v Manchester United Saturday 13 September: Arsenal v Manchester City Saturday 20 September: Queens Park Rangers v Stoke City Saturday 27 September: Liverpool v Everton Sunday 5 October: Manchester United v Everton - 12pm Saturday 18 October: Manchester City v Tottenham Hotspur Saturday 25 October: West Ham United v Manchester City Saturday 1 November: Newcastle United v Liverpool Saturday 8 November: Liverpool v Chelsea Saturday 29 November: West Bromwich Albion v Arsenal
Add in, Gerrard slipped, Carrick > Messi, and a few insults and you would have the formula for a high reply thread.
*generic insult and casual mention of Munich/Heysel/Hillsborough for no apparent reason. **Moyes > Van Gaal. Why did Fabio not get the golden ball? Etc.
