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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by MF SHAK, Dec 19, 2014.

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  1. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    Too much skulduggery happening here, as of now these bans are in full effect

    Heed - banned from fantasy football and all things fantasy football related

    Trev/jpf/less nev - banned from making up rules

    Brs - banned from swearing in his posts, also banned from appearing in my imagination as a sweaty faced mix of beardo and john carver (sorry mate but ur username conjures up images)

    2010tops - banned from beeling

    Obi wan - banned from trevs headline game for blatant and constant disrespect of the rules

    Tash - banned from sucking off willo earlier

    Acs - banned from promising to show his arse at every opportunity (lifetime ban)

    Bg - banned from all games. banned from imitating wums of old, and taking delight in watching meltdowns, also banned from peering in jpfs window on a summer night whilst having a snarl to his lip and a sweat to his brow

    Freddd- banned from talking sense out 'chea

    Somb - banned from mackem sympathising

    Tasty - banned from prediction leagues and anything prediction related

    Everyone else, you're being watched and bans are being compiled at this very moment. Good day
     
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  2. Freddd

    Freddd Well-Known Member

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    So it's still ok if I suck off willo ?
     
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  3. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    its okay as of now, but you will be observed in said task and any collusion with tash - lifetime ban
     
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  4. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    Painfully accurate unfortunately mate but with abit of this thrown in

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  5. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    christ, I said banned! Haha. I watched a load of oz btw mate, class if completely depressing (not a bad thing but a load of them back to backis worrying) also pretty crude technically, makes you appreciate just how accomplished shows like the sopranos became. I'd only saw jk simmons in the spider-man trilogy so he was pretty shocking here. Was well worth watching, need to do last few series soon.
     
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  6. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    Great isn't it mate? I have to say the last season is slightly disappointing imo but I won't comment on it until you've seen it. I really think up and including the last episode of season 4 part 1 it can go against HBO wise. The writing and acting is top notch once it gets momentum going but I do agree that it can be very depressing in places. If you do watch season 6 mate make sure the last episode is the extended, non televised version which I know is on the region 1 set but not totally sure if it is on the region 2 release. It goes on for another 45 plus minutes and has some character resolutions not in the broadcast version.

    I've often thought it should have ended earlier as some storylines got too ****ing ludicrous and it should have ended imo after season 4 part 2. I reckon you might also think that way once you have finished. Don't get me wrong season 5 is very strong and 6 does have amazing moments but the standard had seem to drop a fair bit which was a shame but still better than most tv shows around now.
     
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  7. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    Nice one, I would have likely had no idea about the extended finale. Yeah season four is just about where I'm up to and you can see it has improved a lot by then, if the fourth is something of a peak I should reslly enjoy it as its been great so far. Its odd sometimes as there are moments where there are no real major ongoing storylines so to speak, but that in itself just adds to the constant chaotic style of it and its obviously more character orientated anyway

    As you say as well, its still better than most of the shows coming out recently and was really ambitious considering. Will start watching again soon.
     
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  8. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    I think my ban has been lifted
     
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  9. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    The commitee has decided all beel bans to be lifted upon the announcement of the team on sunday, or in the event of pardew saying something particularly stupid between now and then.
     
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  10. Washysafc

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    Well in that case next time Pardew opens his mouth all the bans will be lifted.
     
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  11. Wisey's Hair

    Wisey's Hair Well-Known Member

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    What an excellent post. Some of these bans are long overdue
     
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  12. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Fair do's Ban Ban, its about time someone stepped in to sought out some of the Nefarious Malcontents on here.<ok>

    Most of the Bans seem fair to me, particularly for that trio of 'Cheating Rule Benders'.

    The ban for Heed should've have happened weeks ago, so is well overdue.
    To be honest I've sensed a wee bit of discontent the past week from some of my 'Merry Band of Followers', but, hopefully it will only be a passing phase.
    Your own application to join Team Heed is being processed as I write, so if you send your Bank Details in a PM, I can sort out the Monthly £25 fee. <ok>
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    "Mr Ban Ban is a naughty man"

    "Obi Ban Kenobi"

    "Ban Ban = arse banned it"

    "****ty ****ty Ban Ban"

    "No way back for Dr Shak"

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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I feel obliged to close the curtains now....
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Having consulted with JPF and Trev we have decided to come up with the rule that nobody with any of the words Shak, Bam or Ban in their name is allowed to ban anybody. Sorry, but rules are rules.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Your banban is liftedfrom the spuds board mate.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I've unbanned myself cos if we beat the Mackems by 2 clear goals my arse will be right front and centre.
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahahahaha after the 4-0, what a shock ahahahahahaha
     
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  19. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Feeling a Colback goal tomorrow.
     
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  20. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    The size of your arse means its always right front and centre <whistle>


    <cheers>
     
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