Lip Enhancement

Always puzzled me this one, you know the woman that get excess fat from their bodies pumped into their beefy curtains to, well, beef them up I suppose.

I mean it just looks like they have two thick lips.

Maybe Tina can expand on this pish flap conundrum?

 

Nup.

 

Hopeless tart.

 

I concur.

 

Not like you to be agreeable.

Are you feeling ok?

 

am getting old, ER. Bit pissed off.

Can I see your penis?

 

Erect or flaccid?

 

I shouldn't encourage you.

 

If it was erect you could use it as a toothpick

 

Do you still get erections at your age ER?

 

No problems there.

I get many stiffies a day and have been complimented on my glistening rock hard shaft on numerous occasions. You also learn to last longer and delay ejaculation.

 

It's not an overly complicated trick.

Just think of your granny that lived the longest having a ****e

 

Women eh? They want you to last longer.

If you don't ejaculate however and give them longer sex they get all upset and insecure and think they are failing.

 

That would make ER premature.

 

nailhead/hammer interface

 

You are a disgusting little man.

 

Thanks

So show us your penis