Lindsay Lohan 90 Days In Jail

For breaking parole conditions.

Do you think she'll be someone's bitch?

 

Doubt she'll mind it when some big bull-dyke warden is giving it laldy with her night-stick in LiLo's Veejay.

 

They said she'll be in a private cell with basic toiletries available to her.

Punishment indeed.

 

Makes me wish I was a big bad warden in that prison. I'd straighten her oot. Nae bother.

I'm taking Bollo's advice and away for a wee footer in the cludgie.

 

Aye well hawd oan venom, you"ll put me aff ma rhythm!!!!

 

I thought we could try on of those back-to-back jobs. No speaking!

 

Oh my poor eyes.

 

Nah I'm sick of doing that with the burd

 

Brilliant!!!

 

Aye, and I still managed to make a baby. I'm a ****ing Demi God