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  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Today I renewed my driving licience for another five years. It's night time and it now raining. That is all. Thank you.
     
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    Cyclonic, May 1, 2012
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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  3. irishgreen

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    It's 14.37 where I am and I can guarantee Sam Axe is only after having a ****.
     
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    It's 14.45 where I am and I can guarantee Sam Axe is only after having another ****.
     
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  5. Cyclonic

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    It's 23:52 here, are you sure that Sam is ****ing?
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    It's 14:52 here and I can confirm that I had a **** just over an hour ago <ok>


    ****ing cleaning lady came into the lavvies whilst I was furiously stroking and put me right off, man.

    "Cleaners - embdy in?"

    "uuft, just a miiiiiinute."
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 1, 2012
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    Oh yes, he does **** all else.
     
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  8. Cyclonic

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    Just ****s his fist?
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  10. irishgreen

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    He's from Fintona, his fist is most likely the best looking thing for miles around ffs.
     
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