This came about from a really saddistic game my girlfriend anf I played on holiday... Simple, you must answer life or death to each scenario, depending on whether you would live or die. For extra points, provide an explanation of how you would live or die. 1. Chucked off the back of a ferry 10 miles off the coast of somewhere tropical. 2. World War 3. 3. Arm trapped in a rock cliff and you must sever it and stop the bleeding effectively to survive. 4. Zombie apocalypse. 5. Invasion of the board by Mackems after yet another derby defeat (not606 life or death). 6. Alien invasion. 7. Jolly at dinosaur themed adventure park goes wrong and all the ferocious dinosaurs escape. 8. Godzilla. 9. Titanic. 10. The Ring - for those who don't know. Creepy Girl with long hair comes out of TV for a hug and a bit of a cuddle.
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1. Chucked off the back of a ferry 10 miles off the coast of somewhere tropical. Live - I can swim 10 miles and would be quite happy stranded on a tropical island away from all these ****tard celebrities. 2. World War 3. Live - Not joining the fight but I'd quite like the majority of people wiped off the face of the planet and starting again tbh 3. Arm trapped in a rock cliff and you must sever it and stop the bleeding effectively to survive. Live - Cut it off mate! No questions asked, worst bit would be breaking the bone but I'm sure I'd manage 4. Zombie apocalypse. LIVE - I have planned for this most of my teenage life - The one scenario I WANT to happen 5. Invasion of the board by Mackems after yet another derby defeat (not606 life or death). Live - 6/7/8 in a row it makes no difference - when we win one it'll be all the more sweeter 6. Alien invasion. Live - I'm pretty good at hide and seek so I'd back my chances on this one 7. Jolly at dinosaur themed adventure park goes wrong and all the ferocious dinosaurs escape. Live - Again not to worried, just barricade myself in somewhere safe with some good food and beer and and wait for it all to die/extinct down 8. Godzilla. Live - See 7 9. Titanic. Live - **** the Women - you want equality? I'm getting on that ****ing lift raft love! 10. The Ring - for those who don't know. Creepy Girl with long hair comes out of TV for a hug and a bit of a cuddle. Undecided - She doesn't seem to move to fast so I think I can out run her - probably the only one where I'd consider death though as it seems inevitable
1. Chucked off the back of a ferry 10 miles off the coast of somewhere tropical. - DEATH. I can swim about 4 lengths before being knackered, and I can't tread water so I would probably survive about 3 minutes before falling into the watery abyss. 2. World War 3. - DEATH. I'd probably be the second person dead, after whichever countries version of Kim Kardashian getting assassinated started the war! Getting out of the truck first "come on lads" Boom. Dead. Landing craft "I don't think they have seen us y.." brap brap. DEAD. At camp, "hey sergeant, I found this cool rock with a removable bit..." kaboom. Very dead. 3. Arm trapped in a rock cliff and you must sever it and stop the bleeding effectively to survive. - DEATH. I faint at the sight of my own blood, and I would rather shove a gigantic purple dildo up my arse than cut an arm off. 4. Zombie apocalypse. LIFE - I imagine myself in a very Negan like position. 5. Invasion of the board by Mackems after yet another derby defeat (not606 life or death) - LIFE - let them come! 6. Alien invasion - DEATH - They will probably start the harvest on the big dicked first... 7. Jolly at dinosaur themed adventure park goes wrong and all the ferocious dinosaurs escape - LIFE. Bring it chickens! 8. Godzilla. - LIFE - I would be out of there before they finished the word. Problematic around religious relatives... 9. Titanic - DEATH - Overcome by social ineptitude and perpetual after-you-ism, I would definitely die. I'd probably be too busy letting the engine room workers through the door before me while the whole compartment flooded. I also make a horribly ugly woman, so the transvestite option is out. 10. The Ring - for those who don't know. Creepy Girl with long hair comes out of TV for a hug and a bit of a cuddle. - DEATH - I'd shoot myself before that creepy bastard started doing her thing.
He was too busy doing one on shaving his pubes. Apparently he wanted aome advice on shaving his pubes but realised he had done them already.
