Lie Detector

Any of you twats ever been on one?

I got sent a WhatsApp of a Yank bird on a game show where you have to tell the truth and she coughed up that she'd f.ucked her husband's mates and that she'd also f.ucked other geezers in the marital boudoir. How he didn't just stand up and Aldo her ass is beyond me.

What question would you have trouble trying to answer if you were rigged up to a lie detector?

 

"Do you wish Julie had a dick?"

 

Hi Acworth

 

Do you own a company

 

Do the weight jokes on not606 make you cry at night ?

 

Lochrie Shed Industry.

Prices start from £150 per shed.

 

Do you even know how to do tags, let alone write them all.

 

Have you ever taken illegal drugs whilst on duty.

 

No wonder you got sacked. Loser.

 

Have you ever seen an Elephant fly?

 

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

Damn, Mindy, what film is that from again? Being a film buff (calm down Tarquin) I really should know but it escapes me for the moment.

 

Batman 1

 

Or Batman as it's better known

(c) Pedantic Dev

 

Very reasonable. Does that include a base?

 

Are you Scan?

 

Yes, Piotr and Rudi can do it all.

 

The rumour has it Scan is buried under one of Lochrie’s sheds.

 

* Airship hangar

 

Ibrox upgrades *


With his pipes .