Jesus he's winding his mate up who he won the money off. Has'nt anyone lost a bet with a mate and stuck the fiver down ya undercrackers before giving it to him?? Harmless ****ing wind up. I've seen full blown brawls over penny dominos games cos someones smirked after picking the money up.
My mates dad once locked himself in his garage by mistake. How the **** you do that is beyond me but that's a different story. Anyways he was that desperate for a Richard the 3rd he curled one off in the corner of said garage. The only thing available to wipe his arse? His cheque book that was in his jacket pocket. Now I don't know if my mate was on the rise when he told me this or if it is actually a true story. I hope it's the latter, I really do.
I was in Thailand and had a dodgy tummy and realised there was no loo roll in there. Luckily I had bought a pack of 12 postcards half an hour before...........
His mate sold the photo to the Sun, it was a private joke so really he's not a cock at all, his mate is.
Oh dear. Alot of a doo about nothing. Typical of the sun to give such nonsense space. Who cares what LR wipes his bottom with nevermind regardless of his motives.
