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LFW Match Report and Antti's Knee Jerks....

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Tramore Ranger, Oct 22, 2015.

  1. Tramore Ranger

    Tramore Ranger Well-Known Member
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    Thanks! I'd read the better Antti one but couldn't copy it.
     
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  3. Telford Ranger

    Telford Ranger Well-Known Member

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    Always excellent stuff from Clive (and Antti).

    If you can't hack it there's always this. It's only 35 seconds. You'll love it.



    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Great stuff, love the second link.
    Love the 'Bad Idea' and the 'Good Idea' stuff ....... Hoping CR gets time to read it.
     
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  5. TWGWTDT

    TWGWTDT Well-Known Member

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    Nope didn't like them
    It comes across very weak and easy
    I will keep reading them but I have visions in my nut
    I prefer Col any day he has soul
     
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    Perhaps you should give it a go?
     
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  7. TWGWTDT

    TWGWTDT Well-Known Member

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    No problem it's easy

    QPR 0 Sheffield Wednesday 0

    QPR earned a valuable point and their second clean sheet of the season. SW who are playing very well were the better side but no goals were scored. The match was boring for the fans and some were unhappy

    Lets hope we will our next match and then the supporters of QPR will be happier

    Done, Post Reply time for a ****
     
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  8. Bigchazqpr

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    Clive would have gone into much more detail about the ****ing to be fair...
     
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  9. danishqp

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    That's ok but there's no mention of the chewing gum stuck to your chair whilst you were having your pre match pint. You've missed the barmaid serving Salt & Vinegar instead of Smokey Bacon.
    Not a hint of the altercation you witnessed betwwen the Uber driver and his passenger.
    Completely missed that Karl Henry drove to the ground in his new SUV bought at a remarkably low price from Car Giant.

    Only C+ must do better, DT continues to lack concentration and unwilling to apply himself fully.
    His relationship with Eamonn Swords is now one of deep concern.
    Recommendation to sit next to young Clive for the next term is being considered.
     
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    Stroller Well-Known Member

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    Nice one Waterboy.
     
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  11. Telford Ranger

    Telford Ranger Well-Known Member

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    ....and you do this by posting something that would have Ceefax hanging it's head in shame?

    Too hard to match for some I guess.

    I'll take colourful, committed and full on 3D ahead of a flat and uninteresting shade of green every time.

    Thanks for proving the point anyway.

    ZZ78C9B6EE.jpg
     
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  12. TWGWTDT

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    Lack of words preview
    QPR v MK Dons
    Saturday 24th October 2015

    Hope QPR win today and get 3 points. There are three outcomes as I see it Win, Lose or the match is drawn. I am certain that after the outcome I will still be a QPR supporter.

    The end
     
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    Working on my match report Looking out over the grey roofs of Sheperds Bush , I could scarcely observe the football, but I felt so high I could see the Statue of Liberty. The weather was appalling. The rain was borne on a terrible west wind. Down below me appeared to be a shoal of silver sardines, swishing about in the gale.
    No more like starlings or crumbs from a cream cracker that is too dry when eaten inside mothers sideboard .

    We had built our camp on top of the school end stand from Mothers old sideboard earlier that summer and it had remained undetected by the ground staff at Loftus Road . It meant however getting installed into our eagles nest at 4am on match days but at least we weren't lining Tony's pockets

    Against MK Dons our private box was full ... with my tranny and chums Clive and Alan Bennett ... The tranny made us laugh as he was from Eire and loved fine ladies clothes ... It was tight inside but cosy on a grey wet windy Autumn match day . Toilet facilities were difficult and to be frank was just a bath sponge.

    A thought occurred that I should have been at home in my slippers filling my pipe. But why was I there? Because QPR played pure football."

    "I love words. Words like chocolate and custard and crystal and iconoclast
     
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