'.......and at night I hope you're too warm with the blanket on and too cold without it..........' is a personal favourite.
Dear Charlie, I think it’s admirable that you took a step back from SAFC to prepare for your child arriving. Presumably you can now stay in the nest and guard the eggs while your wife goes out to hunt, you ****ing lizard. Sincerely, An SAFC fan
Excellent bit of light relief. Gallows humour I am afraid. **** off Charlie you over priveleged, under talented, Tory ****er.
Thoroughly enjoyed that. Got a few belly laughs going there, from the cleverly constructed to the abrupt but daft... "Dear Charlie, You might remember me, I caught you having a **** in a display toilet in B&Q, and you refused to shake my hand."