Here's the rules. Pick the absolute worst team you can think of out of the so called big 6 (City, Utd, Tottenham, chelsea, arsenal, liverpool) Make sure it'd going to get relegated. M<ust be in 25man prem squads for each side (no kids etc) players must be in thier strongest positions, no gks up fornt. ...................................................................
This is difficult. Options would be Anderson, the twins, Hutton, Gomes, Gomes Hutton Koscielny Squillaci Bridge Anderson Hargreaves Dos Santos Owen Torres Chamakh
GK: Gomez - the man drops clangers so regularly, you might think him a grandfather clock... RB: Rafael - simply out of his depth on regular occasions, even if he offers something going forward. Needs a hair cut... LB: Fabio Aurelio - My god, is he still with us? You never see him these days. CB Luis - Frustrated wannabe attacking midfielder who gets caught out frequently. No chance of cheating on his bird, this one... CB: Rio - Long since past his best, will soon need Disability Living Allowance to pay for his carer (Nemanja) to carry him... LW: Malouda - Now here is a lad who fancies himself. Shame his manager doesn't RW: Pienaar - where has he gone? CM: Anderson - **** me, what a waste of money. Never worth £20mil.. Cm: Obi Mikel - a very poor man's Essien, without the talent. Never worth £16mil; Fergie had it right at £4mil. CF: Andy Carroll - On current form, not worth £5mil... CF: Mame Biram Diouf - Makes Andy Carroll look prolific
rhc.. .they are two entirely different approaches. one is the very worst team you can make out of the top 6 and the other is the best team from the lower sides in the prem. if you contribute to both then you could see which is vastly overpriced and over ego'd and how undervalued and talented (and cheap) some players could be. thats the theory anyway.
my team is: Parmealin (citeh) hutton Carragher squillaci Aurelio Hargreaves Pienaar dos santos kuyt carroll chamakh i have to say liverpool right now wins the most players award due to 3 has beens and andy.
