Let's name and shame the mediocre "elite" footballers

On the back of today's ghastly performance against Chelsea, I intend to pick our most average player, namely Tom Cleverly. Once, even compared to Fabregas (laughably), I've run out of patience with him. I have to be honest, he reminds me of a player, had I seriously pursued football. Just simple pass and move, but not strong on the ball, not much technical ability, defensive skill next to none, making passes not because he sees an opening but passing the responsibility of the ball, and about shoot, lol. It may not be many United supporter's cup of tea to criticise our own players but in my opinion, self-criticism and self-analysis can help us steer clear of turning into a club like some of our rivals.

Anyway, I want to start a thread where we list the most average players from every PL clubs, no personal vendetta, just pure critical analysis please.
For a start,
Man Utd: Cleverly
Man City: Barry, Javi Garcia
Liverpool: Henderson, Downing
Arsenal: Mertesacker
Chelsea: Obi Mikel

 

Man Utd: Welbeck
Man City: Milner
L'Pool: Borini
Arsenal: Gervinho!
Chelsea: Torres

 

'Project' hazard

 

United = Young
City = Garcia
Spurs = Dempsey and Sigurdsson
Chelsea = Mikel
Arsenal = Gervinho, Ramsey and Mertesacker
Liverpool = Borini and Downing

 

Man Utd Valencia
Man city Nasri
Chelsea Luiz
Arsenal Giroud
Liverpool. Allen

 

Man Utd - Young
Man City - Rodwell
Chelsea - Marin
Liverpool - Allen
Arsenal - Ramsey

 

Man Utd: Young, Valencia, Nani, Scholes
Man City: Milner, Barry, Aguero
L'Pool: Borini, Allen, Skrtyl, Reina
Arsenal: Gervinho, Mertesacker, TV, Arteta
Chelsea: Torres, Marin, Mikel, Luiz

Based on form this season anyway

 

United - Nani, Jones.
City - Rodwell, Sinclair, Nasri.
Chelsea - Torres, Luiz.
Arsenal - Gervinho, Ramsey.
Liverpool - Allen, Downing.

 

Adebayor, how he gets 115k/week is beyond me.
Ramsey, henderson, sagna, oscar, ba, balotelli (not PL but I just think he is so overrated), Reina to name a few

Whoops forgot Utd: Young, Valencia and a few months ago I would have said Welbeck too but he has really done well recently so I will hold judgement on that one for now

 

Jamie Carragher has to be one of the worst players to have ever played the game, and it is no coincedence that no England manager has ever rated him. Fat useless scouse piece of ****

 

Nothing against Wales but have to agree that Joe Allen (Rodger's Xavi) and Ramsey have to be the worst ones. But I don't think Milner is that bad regardless of his limited ability. Work rate next to none, and quite good at passing and crossing.