Let the Football gods strike me down with furious anger!

Fellow Gills fan, I have committed the utmost heinous of crimes, and I beg humble forgiveness.


As some of you may know I do a few bets pretty much most weeks, over the 8 odd years I have won around £9000 with a profit of around £6000, a few season’s back a £5 correct score treble won me just over £3K.


As usual I do Lucky 15’s on correct score and result only, and this week will be no different with the exception of one very important factor.


I am betting on Gillingham to LOSE! The cardinal sin in the betting world NEVER bet against you own team! I did this once before and they got a draw ( cant remember who or when) so I am actually hoping the football gods punish me with a Gills win!


But that is not all, my Lucky 15 bets are as follows:-


Leeds 1 (V) Man SxxxY 3

Millwall 2 (V) Posh 1

Gills 1 (V) Rotherham 2

Morecambe 1 (V) Sunderland 2

Swindon 2 (V) Barrow 1


Not only betting against my team that ultimately send us back to league 2 , but wins for that blue side of Manchester, Millwall and Swindon.


I am afraid to say come Saturday Gills are down and Rotherham can still clinch the title, Millwall can just make the play-offs (doubt they will), and as can Swindon, it could be a very painful day!!!


May god have mercy on my soul

 

The only thing you have done that is wrong - is to bet that Gills will score... They'd have better chance in a brothel.
Perhaps our punishment ( if we are wrong on Saturday), is to get our testicles out and let them be used for shooting practice...
( and you can bet that you won't be in danger of singing 'Soprano') ----
OK, I promise that's the last of my anatomy jokes - for a while.

 

Lucky 31;s sorry my bad