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Let Sydie Help You Out

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Oct 10, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I know many of our bretheren have problems, the sort you cant talk about with ya best mate so here it is, The Dear Sydie Problem Page.


    Whatever your problem, woman, men, animals, itch, scratch or open sore, I can help.

    None of our readers will laugh at your problem, we is a nice lot.


    So, off you go..........

    Dear Sydie,
     
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  2. SAFC_ScattyMOO

    SAFC_ScattyMOO Member

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    Dear Sydie

    My ultimate hero has a new job meaning I won't see him as much <wah>.

    What can I do?

    Scatty
     
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  3. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    can you please make my sunderland better it hurts <bubbly>
     
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  4. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Dear Scatty,

    Go to the club shop and get a pillow case with your heros head on. At night place said pillow over Mr Scatty's face and dream. You may lose Mr Scatty mind.
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Rub cream on it, it will ease the pain
     
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  6. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    will that mean we will win on sunday <bubbly?
     
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  7. talcnturnip

    talcnturnip Well-Known Member

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    Dear Sydrie,
    I have a problem it all began when I was at school and found out about a thing called SAFC. This SAFC has given me many highs over the years but lately the effects have been terrible. My body is trying to reject said SAFC but my mind is saying stick with it, my question oh great and wise sage is do I listen to my body or my mind.
    Ken Furious South Shields.
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    We will

    This is a more common problem than many realise and the older the body gets the more it rejects pleasure, sadly the mind never grows old. Mrs Talc will be suffering the same problem with secual contact, her mind will remember that young fit virile body but her eyes will tell her things have changed.

    She to will be furious
     
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  9. SAFC_ScattyMOO

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    Sounds like a good plan. Will let you know the outcome
     
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  10. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Te noise from beneath the pillow of gasping may not be an orgasim

    and this thread will be deleted before the trial
     
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  11. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Dear Sydie

    Wor board is run by an old gadgie with a Labrador fetish.

    Any suggestions? He's even older than me!

    Sidie
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    dear Syd i used to get a stiff one when we signed a good player, my wife is asking how long before we sign another good one
     
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  13. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    I thought you meant Sadie the bra lady for a moment.
     
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  14. calmcumbrian

    calmcumbrian Well-Known Member

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    Dear DongJuan,I'm sorry,but you'll have to wait until at least January 2012!!!
     
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  15. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    mememememe
     
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  16. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Its a jack russel cross, should have gone to specsavers

    I too used to get excited about young men in shorts

    do you need a bra, do you have pics
     
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  17. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    Marra, I'm a trim 12 stones with a very firm chest.
     
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  18. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    with fantasy
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    Dear Sydie, I have a rager on.

    Can Scattie help me out?
     
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  20. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I understan why you ask for Scatty but I have met her, you need to lower your sights, aiming way to high.
     
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