Off Topic Lesser things

Things that **** you..

The type off thing that no one can see, but totally screw you up.

Such as.

Toothache
Earache
Migraines
In growning toe nails

etc.

We've all had at least one of these, and every one of them **** you up..


None as worse than others, cos they are all ****...


I've actually took the clippers to my toe nail today in a shower, and butchered it, hopefully enough.

But i'd say all 3 of the others are worse...

 

Toothache is the one that gets me. I've got a pretty high pain threshold but a bad toothache I just find pure ****ing agony to the point where I can't even concentrate.

Morphine only thing that helps it painkiller wise.

 

It shoots straight up into your head, and you can do **** all...Pure agony.

 

For bad ones even taking a breath of cold air outside accelerates it. ****ing awful.

 

Toothache is a bastard.

So is backache.

 

So why you had backache, overweight problems?

 

Earache if your married
Toothache if your single

 

Lol!

You’re a card.

Nope.

I once put my back out playing golf.

 

Many have do down as a raving iron...

It was probably constipation

 

Hm.

I never considered that.

Thanks, mate.

It’s great that I have you looking out for my best interests.

 

you could do with losing 4 or 5 stone, you fat ****....The NHS are under stress as it is, without fat lazy ****s waddling in.

 

Ear infection was my worst ever. Especially when the doctor at ENT told me the infection was incredibly close to spreading to my brain and my firstborn was just days old. It was 24 hours a day throbbing agony.

I’d still take it over going back to my worst mental health state though.

 

The only times I’ve burdened the NHS is once when I was savaged by a dog and needed a tetanus jab, and once when I broke a bone in my foot.

Remember the propaganda, mate...

PROTECT THE NHS - DIE QUIETLY AT HOME.

 

Laughing at you trying to run away from the angry dog

 

My youngest has had major surgery on both ears for cholesteatoma. He has a titanium implant in his left middle ear, and during his last operation (two months ago) the surgeon reconstructed his right ear drum.

He’s been through it, my little darling, but you would never know it. He carries on regardless.

 

You spoke about your mental state all those years back, when we first came across each other

 

the bank robber

 

I tried taking a chicken bone off a mate’s mental border collie cross. ****er savaged my left hand. Needed stitches and a jab that would have felled a horse.

I was trying to stop it choking. Should have let the ****er get on with it.

 

Was a **** time to say the least. Still could have been worse, could have been born a scouser.

 

Never try to save an animal bro. I once tried to save a baby duck getting attacked by a crow and realised as I was chasing this crow around that the duck wouldn’t give a **** about me if the boot was on the other foot so just ****ed it off.