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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. SaintinSerbia

    SaintinSerbia Annoying Twat

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    if you meant herpes - it's treatable
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    No . You are meant to say " don't you mean Herpes " then I reply " no , he's a Carrier "
     
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  3. SaintinSerbia

    SaintinSerbia Annoying Twat

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    this has all gone right over my head! I think I've been away too long!
     
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  4. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I'd need a ladder for this joke to go over my head.:emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    You see that is why I no longer tell jokes. It's not that I am not funny, I just need a taller audience.
     
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  6. tomw24

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    Thank God that the bomb didn't explode like it should have done. Otherwise there would have been multiple fatalities.
     
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  7. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Despatch from France...
    Cloudy day and cool. Only 22ºC. Drove to Beziers and looked around the place. Bought a new hat to add to my collection. Only €6, and a nice trilby-esque style.
    Then back for an evening meal of chicken with garlic, aubergine with tomato, mozzarella and garlic, and spicy grilled courgettes.
    Played Scopa afterwards, with Italian playing cards, until I got pipped at the winning post by one point. Bah!
    Discovered Briscola Chiamata while translating the rules. Must learn how to play that.
    Btw, drank an extremely cheap (less than €2 euros from the local Lidl) and lovely Chardonnay with dessert this evenning.
    Also I photographed several stacked tins of Cassoulet with price ticket in Lidl, which is not sold in GB stores, and is delicious. I shall be sending it to Lidl UK with the demand Stock This!
    Cheers.
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    And don't forget the trauma suffered by the owners upon finding their pet. The police must take this very seriously (even beyond the obvious need to protect animals) as killing animals is often how murdering psychopaths start.
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Agree 100% . It was the 14 year old daughter that found the poor thing.
     
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  11. Clem Fandango

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    I've got a ticket for Seagulls vs Saints. Who's up for a beer in Brighton before the game?
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Please don't take this the wrong way , but have you posted this on the right thread ?
     
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  13. It's Only A Game

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    How have you got a ticket Clem, are you in with the home fans?
     
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    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, a friend couldn't make it so I've got his ST. I'm a resident of Hove.
     
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  15. Clem Fandango

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    Too early for match thread so I thought I'd post it here. I don't make it to many away games so I'm being a little excited and premature :)
     
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    I'm hoping to get to this game but not too optimistic, there's going to be a lot of people after tickets.
     
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  17. SaintinSerbia

    SaintinSerbia Annoying Twat

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    article says at the end that 250 cats have now been found dismembered!
     
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    :(:(:(:(
     
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    I haven't got the courage to read the article :emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  20. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Me neither. Whoever is doing this has given up any right to be called a human being being.
     
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