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  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    She needs a serious boot up her crusty fanny
     
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    Deborah Meaden isn't a rugmuncher.............is she?
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Deborah Meaden is, for the first time in her life, the looker in the room <yikes>
     
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    Yep, just seen the other one deffo a scissor sister....

    i'd give debbie one though, i bet she's a right dirtbag in the sack
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I don't think any level of dirtiness could overcome the inevitable smell that comes from her massive bushy hole
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Anyway, I'm off. Lifes too short and then hitting the ol' dusty trail.
     
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    Is that ****er Maradona?
     
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  10. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Ended up couldn't watch anything <grr> Power cut 2 minutes after putting lifes too short on.

    Still off this morning when I was leaving <grr>
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    **** me ML, that's some power cut. Have you spoken to Scottish Power?
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Aye, phoned the emergency number last night. My missus is on nightshifts and her uniform is soaking. Can't use the heating and she's nightshift again tonight <laugh>

    She text me when she got in asking why everything was unplugged <doh> She didn't think the fridge would have been affected either <doh>
     
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    Keep the freezer shut mate. It'll stay frozen for 24 hours as long as it's not opened.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I've kept it shut and told her not to open it unless she has to. She wanted to go a big shop on Tuesday night as well. Good job I couldn't be arsed, everything would have ended up going off <laugh>
     
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    Sounds like a good excuse for a weekend of takeaways to me <ok>
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Life's too short was quite good. funny when he climbed the shelf to reach his award <laugh>
     
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  17. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    When the power went off I remembered my laptop was fully charged. Put it on to watch it on the iPlayer.....then remembered the modem would need power <doh> It better be back on by the time I get home.

    I seen up to the point where he was looking at the apartment <laugh> If the woman has fallen over then he could touch her all over <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    his accountant is good in this one.
     
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