Let’s just say an average bloke’s cock is six inches. If a bird has sex with the average six incher which lasts, say, five minutes with an average, say, of ten thrusts per minute, that’s sixty inches of cock per minute or 300 inches for every five minute session. If a bird has sex, on average, three times a week, that equates to 900 inches of cock per week or an eye-watering 46,800 inches per year. If a bird has sex, on average, three times a week for fifty years, said bird will have had 2,340,000 inches of cock up her. That’s 195000 feet of prime pork sausage, boys or more than 36 miles of being battered by John Thomas Anyone care for a sausage?
I'm struggling to gage if you believe 5 minutes is lethargic or ambitious? Without a few beers on my side and a 'helping hand' I'd otherwise, begrudgingly, admit to 5 minutes being personally ambitious.
5 minutes is a poor show in my opinion, I'd have said double that is normal (and that's after she makes you fanny about with 'foreplay' for God-knows how long)
One of these weird scenarios where I don't really want to go into too many details, but if I was to slightly open up, if I have had a few beers in me I can, maybe, do the whole night thing - if it's straight to business without any build up then there does tend to be a bit of 'granny in the bath'. I would probably be going into far too many details if I was to list my many 'granny in the bath' ways to procrastinate, but I can certainly see how 5 minutes of straight up 'going about your business' would lead you to very quickly go about your business.
I think about the time I was in the kitchen at my Gran's house, and my Grandad walked in in his baggy y-fronts and with his socks pulled up to his knees
Micheal, you are only married and good luck BTW but your days of doing it all night are over. Only a matter of time.
According to the women's magazines, the average time from penetration to ejaculation is 4 minutes. That's with zero alcohol or drugs. So 5 minutes isn't bad. I do the Fibonacci sequence to slow me down.
I practice Tantric Sex. I had an 8 hour session the other night and I came every hour on the hour. The missus calls me "Big Ben" i'm so regular.
