Shortened version whilst I can. Chance to pick the winner. Whose hearts will be broken and whose weeks will be made. In this game, you decide. To give others a chance and despite a lot of lobbying on Sebb's behalf I have decided under the No Chance Rules that Sebb will not be in the final vote off. I do commend him for taking this so graciously and for even making the suggestion in the first place. So who is going to be crowned the next best thing to Sebb? Time will tell. Let the voting commence. 1. You only have one vote. 2. You can vote for yourself. 3. You are voting for the BEST headline. 4. On this occasion you cannot change your vote. 4. If there is a tie I have the deciding vote against which there is no appeal or whining. My decision is based on all relevant factors that I think are relevant. May the second best headline win.
It's good of you to let those of us lacking your skills have a chance for once. Very gracious. Or is it just that the ethics committee are meeting this week?
No, it's definitely the first point. I am having a meeting with Sebb however as I am concerned that my latest campaign for him isn't quite working!
I did wonder what you'd been up to. It said somewhere that he nearly died this week. Did you give him the first installment of your bill? Have you taken over the other Sebb's campaign too this week? I see he has lost the Nike account!!
We have waited all with baited breath and it has come time to announce the winner of the Leicester City Headline Game. The votes have been counted and verified. Please do not vote now as your vote will not be counted but you may still be charged for it. We have three contenders all sharing two votes each. It's probably appropriate to, at this juncture, apologise for the slight delay in making theis announcement but we have recently converted from the JPF Rule Book to the No Chance Rule Book and it has taken a small amount of time to read them to check where we all stand in a situation such as this. please log in to view this image Anyway I have now managed to check the relevant section and have verified the course of action to take. Firstly, Jak Attack, that Imperialist swine, couldn't even be bothered to vote for himself. Those who have competed previously know fine well that if the person who submits the entry cannot be bothered to vote for himself then he clearly has no real belief in his entry and therefore neither will the public. For that reason Jak Attack has not won. That now leaves us with two genuine competitors who both voted for their own entry and therefore must believe in it. On closer examination we see, however, that Chippy voted for Pantsy's entry whereas the current Winner of the Headline Game, Sebb, has voted for the Ponytail Man. For good reason people are judged by the company they keep and everyone is fully aware of the sexual depravities of Chippy probably exemplified by his brazen admission of wearing chinos. Long has this game protected and preserved it's image of integrity and honesty.The good name of this Game has to be carefully looked after and for that reason unfortunately Pantsy's entry cannot be allowed to win and does not. It is therefore with great pleasure that I am pleased to thank Sebb for gratefully withdrawing his submission simply to allow someone else to win. It is with even greater pleasure that I again thank Sebb for showing to all of us who submitted the rightful second best entry in this Game. The Winner with the second best entry is therefore
If you put as much effort into getting the results sorted as you do into finding new and wonderful ways to cheat me out of my rightful titles the game might be finished a lot quicker. You will definitely not be getting an Indonesian chauffeur for Christmas.
