Am out and about in Leeds on Wednesday night - anyone ever been, anything I have to see? I hear it's one of the world's greatest cities, up there with Melbourne and New York - although the **** who told me this is from Leeds.
Used to go to Headingley a lot as had mates at Uni there. Am told it's still all right but you're really just looking at boozing.
There was a young man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass grew out his ass and his penis was covered in weeds. Recite that as often as you can get away with.
Used to work with a bloke from Leeds, and occasionally would go on epic piss ups with him. He was a grade A mental case when pissed. Once got us thrown out of an Irish pub in Palmers Green because the **** started singing "no surrender to the IRA" at the top of his lungs. He also nearly got us stabbed on the way back from a beano at Ascot, when he took it upon himself to tell a bunch of lads from Essex that they were all ****s, and their mums were slags. If everyone from Leeds is like him, you're in for a cracking time.
I have never had any reason to go to Leeds Hull or Bradford but i would put your long trousers on and bring a jumper Mick because it will be drizzling .
this ^^^^^^ Its a great city, been loads of times, plenty of student poontang in Headingley gagging forra shagging some good boozers in the city centre, but don't go to Chapeltown its worse than ****ing Hull
Used to work with a bloke from Leeds, nice bloke, built like a brick ****house. He called me a lunatic when I spent the rest of our works drinking fund on crisps. **** it, I hadn't eaten.
I used to do stupid **** like that when I was young I never meant any harm, I was just very very stupid.
Or so heard the fugly young man living in his parents' basement somewhere in the backwaters of Occupied Ireland.
