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Leeds United miss out on massive investor!

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by From Boothferry to Wembley, Sep 3, 2011.

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  1. From Boothferry to Wembley

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    A young high flying executive was reported to have been interviewed at Bell End Road recently.

    He was offering to inject millions into the ailing Championship club.

    When interviewed by 'Uncle' Ken Bates, the investor revealed he was Jewish.

    "Have you been circumcised?" asked Uncle Ken. "Yes" replied the would be saviour.

    "Well, in that case I am sorry to inform you that cant be part of this club" says Ken.

    "Why ever not?" says the young man.

    "Well" says Mr Bates, "You have to be a COMPLETE cock to be part of this club"

    <party><party><party><party>
     
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  2. AWOL-AbsentWithoutLeeds

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    Good joke but not as much of a joke as Hull City. 4-1 anyone?
     
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    AWOL-AbsentWithoutLeeds, Sep 3, 2011
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    Scraping the bottom....
     
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  4. From Boothferry to Wembley

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    Its only "half time" kidda
     
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  5. AWOL-AbsentWithoutLeeds

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    I know mate, it could end up even worse for your lot. Still, you've always got this 'masculine' chant to fall back on.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8
     
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    AWOL-AbsentWithoutLeeds, Sep 3, 2011
  6. Granada Tiger

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    Think we got a bite there
     
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    Granada Tiger, Sep 3, 2011
  7. AWOL-AbsentWithoutLeeds

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    No its a feminine maul ;)
     
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    AWOL-AbsentWithoutLeeds, Sep 3, 2011
  8. MarkoLUFC

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    you lost 4-1 to the laughing stock of the league...
     
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  9. billyboy

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    tigers ---fookin hampsters---an thats a fact
     
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    billyboy, Sep 3, 2011
  10. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Come on lads, posting rehashes of old jokes is hardly prime banter now is it?

    Raise your standards a bit eh? Maybe try banter with a club that's got brighter fans. Picking on Leeds is, like them, not big and not clever.
     
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  11. Geo's Ice Cream Van

    Geo's Ice Cream Van Well-Known Member

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    Hey rentboys why don't you march on off together??
    Still going on about the 4-1??
    **** me, what if you won an important game.
    Not had many of them recently have you?
    Win, lose or draw whatever league CTID.
     
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    Geo's Ice Cream Van, Sep 3, 2011
  12. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    As one of our idiots posted this thread on their site as well as ours you can hardly blame them for responding. Totally unnecessary thread by, according to our regulars, a bit of a twaat.
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 3, 2011
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