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Leeds United (Alan Tate) v Cardiff City Eh?

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Mr Masky, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. Mr Masky

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    Shall we give them a goal?
    Nah!
    <party><party><party>
     
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  2. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    <wah>
    After the final whistle, Tit and Lee Trundle were photographed holding a Welsh flag bearing the words "**** off Cardiff" which had been handed to them by Swansea supporters. The pair claimed to have been unaware of the message written on the flag. On 24 June 2006, both players were fined a week's wages (£12 each), and warned as to their future conduct by the Football Association of Wales, having already received police cautions for public order offences.
     
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  3. DaiJones

    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    Tate back at Swansea.
     
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  4. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Oh!
     
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  5. H bomb

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    Go get him Malky <laugh>
     
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  6. Blue Sheep

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    Left back cover!
     
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  7. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Why would you call him back?:steam:
     
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  8. H bomb

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    MM, over the years "back" is probably the only thing I haven't called him :D
     
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    Always great to beat the weeds at ER, but it has added pleasure when Colin is managing them.
    I love the sour look on his face and his antics when he's getting stuffed, and over the years with different teams we've done it to him soooo often.
    He must hate seeing Cardiff coming closer and closer on his fixture list.
     
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  11. Josh-LUFC

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    We sent him back <doh>
     
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  12. Masky

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    Aidy White and Sam Byram are quicker than Bellamy and Fraizer "I'm always injured" Campbell

    So **** off back over to ur own sheep shaggers board ya red shirt ****er



    <yikes> they are getting a bit excited about the game already!


    <laugh> And on the subject of our famous welsh lamb...

    They don't use Mint sauce in Wales mate they are already pre dressed with spunk!!!
     
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  13. isawronnymoorescore

    isawronnymoorescore Well-Known Member

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    Oh well as its my self appointed lunch hour i think i will pop over to the arrogant board for a few minutes.
     
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  14. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    So no Tate...bugger, life' a tit! <laugh>
     
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  15. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    No that's Tate the tit!!!!
     
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  16. Masky

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    And so it came to be...
     
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  17. Masky

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    Good time to be playing Leeds? After beating Spurs today, playing us will be a bit like after The Lord Mayor's Parade maybe!<ok>
     
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  18. BluefromBridgend

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    Stand back and wait for the Weeds wums. Once they've sobered up they'll be all over here like nasty rash.
     
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  19. Xsnaggle

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    It's good. McCormack only scores once every 3 weeks.
     
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  20. Masky

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    A few Leeds United jibes just to warm them up! <whistle>

    Q. What's the difference between a Leeds fan and a coconut?
    A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.

    Q: What's the difference between a Pyromaniac and Leeds United?
    A: A Pyromaniac wouldn't throw away all his matches!

    Q: What has 70,000 arms and an IQ of 170?
    A: Elland road every other Saturday.

    Q: Why do normal people take an instant dislike to Leeds United?
    A: It saves time.

    Q: What do you call a Leeds fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
    A: A burglar.

    Q: How can you tell when Leeds are losing?
    A: It's five past three.

    Q: What do you call a Leeds fan with many girlfriends?
    A: A Shepherd

    Q: What did Lee Bowyer say when he took a girl out for the night?
    A: Fancy an Indian?

    Q: What do you call 20 Leeds fans sky-diving?
    A: Diarrhea

    Q: What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common?
    A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.

    Elland Road Boss Peter Risdale has sacked David Leary and employed a new Chinese manager.
    His name: Win One Soon <wah>

    Q: What do you say to a Leeds United fan with a job?
    A: Yes, I would like fries with that order!

    Richard Branson calls the Leeds United Commercial Manager to see if they are in need of some sponsorship. Richard is thanked for his offer but LUFC management consider it inappropriate to wear the Virgin logo when they are getting f***ed every Saturday afternoon!!!

    Q: What's the difference between Paul Robinson and a taxi driver?
    A: A taxi driver only lets in four at a time.

    There was a group of people on a tour-bus. The guide on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a man got up and said that he could tell a Leeds joke. Suddenly a bloke in the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. I'm a Leeds supporter." The guide looked at him and said, "That's okay. We'll explain it to you afterwards."

    <devil> Only a laugh Leeds United!
     
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