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Leeds not606 Board: the tribes

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Jerel Ifil, Aug 15, 2011.

  1. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    The Optimists:

    • MarkoLUFC
    • Simon21-LUFC
    • Josh-LUFC
    • Norwyleedsforever

    An ever-dwindling posse of well-meaning but sometimes very forceful optimists can be found on the Leeds board. Despite the **** Leeds fans go through on a regular basis, this hardy bunch somehow manage to weather the storm and keep their grins in place throughout.

    Influence rating: 4/10

    The Pessimists:

    • Ristac
    • Liw
    • billyboy
    • Eireleeds1

    Being a Leeds fan's a difficult business at the best of times and this band of dour Yorkshiremen... well, Northamptonshiremen, Irishmen and Yorkshiremen, are unlikely to be fazed by the smaller positives in the life of a Whites follower. Often told to 'get behind the club', this group will pessimistically fight to the bitter end and eagerly rally round the motto 'expect the worst, hope for the best'. Take that, life. You bitch.

    Influence rating: 6/10.

    The Bates Haters:

    • bigfatboab
    • Leeds-18
    • Ristac
    • billyboy

    Led by controversial Scotsman bigfatboab, the Bates haters have felt a smug sense of 'I told you so' satisfaction over the last couple of weeks, pointing to Bates' ****ty investment as a source of United's misery. Favourite phrases include 'ambition', 'piss-stained old bastard' and the old classic, 'Bates out'.

    Influence rating: 4/10.

    The Controversialists:

    • Clivetime
    • bluememe
    • doyono5
    • Que Somma Somma

    A rag-tag assortment of the more marginalized figures which includes Clivetime, bluememe and doyono5, the trio of Grayson haters, as well as the more amusing Que Somma Somma, whose recent 10-man squad prediction (and apparent fetish for all things Somma/Nunez) has had the rest of the community howling with derision. However this lot won't change their minds easily and Simon Grayson's apologists can do nothing about that fact other than hammer their ignore filters in shaky consternation.

    Influence rating: 1/10.

    The Realists:

    • Oneleedsonefaith
    • Best Fans
    • Itsalongwayback
    • Monsterleeds

    This lot don't let sentiment get in the way. If they see a spade, they'll call it a spade, and they won't bloody well apologize for it. You hear me?! A spade. They can see virtues in everyone's argument unless they're opposition fans or Clivetime, in which case they might well be on the end of a furious keyboard-lashing.

    Influence rating: 7/10.

    The Mods:

    • bucks_is_leeds
    • Leeds-18

    Invincible. Envied. Ruggedly handsome. These are the only words to describe dynamic duo Leeds-18 and bucks_is_leeds who effortlessly pull the strings from behind the scenes. Not that I'm greasing them up or anything. They are really great blokes though.

    Influence rating: 10/10.
     
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  2. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant article. And I'm not that optimistic, I currently fear for our safety. Although that said I suppose you could say I worry from a distinctly positive stance. If that's possible
     
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  3. Clivetime

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    You can't be a realist and go against me.

    And don't underestimate my influence.
     
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  4. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>

    nice thread
     
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  5. Clivetime

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    And anyone who's felt a smug sense of satisfaction because of our current predicament isn't much of a Leeds fan.

    I don't feel like that now Grayson is being found out, even after all the abuse. I just want us to have a better manager.
     
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  6. Spanish white

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    Dam...im disapointed...u missed me out :)
     
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  7. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    You certainly have me in the right category. However, after forty years supporting the Whites, i've seen my fair share of gobshites mismanage Leeds as owners and managers at various times, i just cant blindly support everything going on at our great club without comment. Believe you me, i want to see a run of wins like anyone else and will be only too happy to say i was wrong when it happens.
    Its ok for the younger members on here, they have time on their side, but when you reach the magic 50 like i will in a couple of months, I begin to wonder will I ever see leeds in premiership again. Now Bates and Grayson, go prove us pessimists and doubters wrong
     
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  8. Spanish white

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    Not far behind you fella and i feel the same....
    but we have been here before and i think we remember how tough that was to get back as we went through ex player after ex player as Manager.....
    Ive promised my son it will happen he is only 4 so time is on his side :)

    Great article Leeds-18
     
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  9. FORZA LEEDS

    FORZA LEEDS Well-Known Member

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    That can only be a good thing Spanish....we're too cool to be categorised :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  10. Monster-Leeds - I-Ate-A-Bee

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    And it is a damn spade too!!! lol.. Good article and def me down to a tee
     
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  11. TogetherOnMarching

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    I'll go with that ;-) <ok>
     
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  12. The-Don

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    Bollox to you
     
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  13. ristac

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    LOL I like it although I would say I edge top end of pessimist towards Realist but interesting to see yourself through others eyes ;)
     
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  14. Simon21-LUFC

    Simon21-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    Shut it Clive, or I'll be forcing my optimism on you.
     
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  15. Best Fans

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    Ha quality article :D
     
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  16. RodzUK

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    What about us newbie's as Academy / Trialists lol
     
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  17. Penshawdave

    Penshawdave Well-Known Member

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    <cheers> Good laugh for a Monday morning, despite the depression hanging over the club.
     
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  18. Pags

    Pags Well-Known Member

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    Can I be a Fight for Rights Group member/Punking Group member?

    LMAO.

    Good thread.
     
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  19. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Spanish and Essex, I did think about you but you're both very mercurial talents. Hard to categorize.

    I also forgot The Chatterboxes, otherwise known as the MAC, who need no further introduction.
     
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  20. The-Don

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    Chatterboxes hahahaha deffo is u pags :)
     
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