Sky have confirmed that as a result of wearing his shorts way too high and way too tight, Catermole is out for four months to have hip surgery. HAHA!
Catermole is our? Don't know who or what you're on about. I know it's exciting trying to troll but it works better when you don't make yourself look like an idiot.
I thought he was just about to return to 1st team action. The lad is a crock, should have been replaced with M'Vila in the summer... again, the fact that it never happened just keeps coming back to haunt you lot.
Its just funny, come on, you know the high shorts, the hip injury, Sorry guys, when it rains it pours. Good luck at the weekend yeah
Just when we thought the injuries were clearing up this happens. If this is the injury that's kept him out for the past two months then why wasn't he sent to the States earlier and he would be well on his road to recovery by now.
I think the OP was having a laugh at our turmoil, harmless really, we would do the same to them but he should have said that Catts went to a 60's do and his hipsters were to tight, that is why they were called hipsters, they sat low on the hip, not high around the gut.. At least he wished us well this weekend and he must have his crystal dildo butt-plug ball out because I see a comfortable Safc victory this weekend.. Ha'way the Laaaads..
Yes but Catts is genuinely out for 4 months.... At least it forces Short's hand to buy Yann in January now right? ... Right?!?
.. Gazza. Sadiest attempt at a wum Championship. 6 in a row. Etc etc Pathetic for a wum thread. 1/10.
Op made me chuckle. Not as much as sending our rivals down, or the thick ****s actually celebarating it as a victory, or spending 6 consecutive games battering them on the pitch. Or the fact all they''ve got on us is an injured player. Or even the fact the op doesn't know the differance between hips and waists. But it still raised a chuckle all the same
From another angle, I remember he had a hip problem last season that Sam got rid of via one of those cryogenic chamber things. Am I right in remembering that you warned that these things did not get to the root of the problem?
I believe you can probably apportion at least some of your injuries to that, as when the body is forced into artificial 'recovery' it will generally have some impact further down the line. Allardyce's plan was never long term, it was desperate so I understand why he introduced the machines.
