I was there for the first time on Saturday and was genuinely disappointed what a wee pokey place it is. Also, fulla ****ers and twats. I was at the bar and some bint asked me if I was going to see Andy Botticelli (whoever the **** that is). I said naw. She said "you look the type". I laffed half heartedly cos I didny know whit the **** she was on about. Still don't know if she was insulting me or not. Turns oot some tally tenor was in toon singing but who gives a **** about that. Lebowskis is teeny tiny. What a ****in disappointment. This bear necessity will never be back.
Yer no wrong mate. Don't know when the clientele turned into hipster bawbags but it's happened. Me and the rest of the team are still waiting on banisters to reopen so we can move HQ to there. PS I like Andrea Bocceli
A lot of decent boozers have went hipster here too. And queer. Sign of the times. Pics of the wop bird?
can't even remember why we started that patter. Think it's cos scan lives literally round the corner fae it.
As opposed to figuratively round the corner? Think I might have seen the wee black **** on Saturday now I come to think of it. There were a coulpa "them" in.
