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Learnt a new word today

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    "Alashkert"

    Apparently it's Armenian for "scotch fitba is pish".

    What new words have you learnt recently?
     
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    it's not really a word, more a phrase.

    'We're taller than them, quicker than them, we'll win.'

    England's women's fitba team before getting pumped last night <laugh><applause>
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You wish you'd got pumped last night.
     
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  4. Tina.

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    harsh :(
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not sure if people know this, but, "yield" is a good word, you useless ****s
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Couldn't agree more buddy <ok>

    Can I interest you in some high return, high yield bud bonds? 10 fold profit in the first 6 months.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    What is the yield mate?
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Stopmeandslapmesucksdogcock.

    Excellent word for scrabble. Worth 574 points.
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

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    You didn't need to put quotation marks around 'yield'. Italics would have sufficed, you batrachophagous.
     
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    bassett (bah-set)

    verb: to **** up massively in the dying seconds of a sporting competition

    noun: the result of a bassetting e.g. 'You've made a right bassett of that, dear. Never mind, there's always the 3rd place playoff.'
     
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    Cloak it's a garment.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    For a modest £30,000 the yield would probably be around 100 kilos.
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    <cough>world cup semi-final</cough>
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    STOP
     
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    Not too bad a result for both sets of sheep shaggers away from home...








    That's how ****e Scottish fitba is !
     
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    Chimbo Tombo is Japanese for Grasshopper Penis. Apparently its an insult of sorts reffering to a bloke with a small dick. I of course have never had it leveled at moi.
     
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    Trying to wum GC'ers over a St Johnstone result. <doh> <rofl>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You really think I know how to do italics on a computer ffs?
     
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    schadenfreude - How I felt when I heard the England wimmin got hosed by the Nips.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Just searched it on Pornhub. It's called interracial piss porn on there, not schadenfreude...
     
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