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Learner Driver

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    BRITAIN's worst learner driver is nearly £3,000 out of pocket after failing his theory test — a staggering 92 TIMES.
    The 28-year-old has not even been behind the wheel of a car for his practical test yet because he keeps flunking the theory exam.

    The man, who has not been named but comes from Leicester, has forked out a whopping £2,852 on theory tests.

    <laugh>

    Surely there should be a limit on the number of tests you are allowed to take? That rate of failure must mean the dimwit isn't fit to be let loose on the roads.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I passed first time. If you don't pass first time you should be banned from driving for ever. <ok>

    Sick of the absolute idiots you see every day on the roads.
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I passed the theory and practical 1st time <ok>

    I think there should be a limit on the number of tests taken. My cousin has failed the theory 9 times <doh> I didn't think it was possible to fail it. Piece of piss.
     
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  4. MrWright!

    MrWright! Active Member

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    People who pass 2nd time are safer and better drivers apparently.
     
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  5. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    That is what those who FAIL first time say. To what else can that ' saying ' be attributed - shall we say brain surgeons.
    Mr.Right, tell me, would you like it if that surgeon failed, on you, when performing his first solo operation. The simple fact is until a driver is competent enough he / she must be failed and try again.
     
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  6. - SW6 -

    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    And gay<ok>
     
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  7. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    Theory test was a piece of piss, how anyone can fail it is beyond me. I passed hungover studying on the bus into town to take the test. Got 100% for the questions (they are common sense) and scraped a pass on the hazard awareness (due to deminished reaction times due to said hangover).
     
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  8. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    its easy the theory but the driving test ,theory and practical is getting harder and harder my advice to you learners is do it fast


    and the mug above wants to buy a moped be much easier
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I took my driving test so long ago it was back in the days before the written test and the examiner asked what you would do if you wanted to overtake a horse drawn omnibus.

    <onlypassedon3rdrysmiley>
     
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  10. OSP

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    I was about to argue that seeing as I passed 1st time and have never had a bump, but then I remembered my ex who passed her test 1st time on her birthday and had 11 crashes in her 1st year, including writing 2 cars off.

    But, she is a woman I suppose.
     
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  11. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    was she parking at the time ?
     
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  12. OSP

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    Like this tit you mean?...

    [video]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=097_1326492478[/video]
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The biggest joke is that we have a system that allows this kind of knacker to take 92 tests. 3 strikes and you're out. Its basically a ****ing memory test. If after 92 goes he can't remember what the answers should be, is there really any hope he's going to remember anything useful from his driver training should he eventually pass? Of course not the ****er is a simpleton.
     
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  14. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I resent that...! (obviously lol)..women are better drivers, fact! That's why their insurance is cheaper. Just sayin'

    I parked outside the hairdresser a few months back and got a round of applause from a twat sat in a coffee shop..i didn't bother telling him i was a driving instructor, patronising git!

    It's changed as of today...now the questions won't be published anymore and they'll have to learn the highway code, just like the old days..poor sods.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    You tell em Horny baby.

    Any chance of some private lessons.......
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Passed the theory first pop. You would need to be medically ******ed to fail it. I failed my driving test three times though. Balls dropeed. I still drive though.
     
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  17. Swamp

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    theory test is easy as ****,

    practical, first test i got 3 minors one major for speeding lol, second i did much worse but passed with 8 minors, havent had an accident or come anywhere near one in my 1 year of driving, other people i know passed first time but all had accidents within the first year, part of the practical is luck on the day <ok>
     
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  18. OSP

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    Actually, when working for my last company in the UK, a survey we did showed that when you actually compare the average number of hours our male customers drove to that of female customers, the females were more likely not only to be in an accident, but also the guilty party. Ah thank you and good night!
     
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  19. babyhornetdan

    babyhornetdan Well-Known Member

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    Actually, women's car insurance is about the same now. The government thought that it was discrimination against guys if the girls got a large discount off the bat. I tend to agree, each person is different and this should be reflected. After all, i am a better driver than my female cousin who has been 2 years longer than i have. I can say this as i have had less accidents than her and i did not crash within 2 hours of passing!!

    I am a fan of the test being harder, but i think this is extreme!!
     
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  20. JMMP

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    hard man.
     
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