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Leanne rhymes

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  1. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Tina had a rusty bike, she drove it through the mud,& every time
    the wheel went roon a spoke went up her f*d.

    Anyone else know any rhymes.
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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  3. GroveRanger

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    You want poems? I've got some F*ckin' Poems!!


    Mary Mary, quite contrary
    Shave that bush, it's too damn hairy

    Old Mother Hubbard
    Went to the cupboard
    to get her poor doggy a bone
    When she bent over
    Rover took over
    And gave her a bone of his own

    There was an Old Woman who lived in a shoe
    She had so many children
    Her uterus fell out

    Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
    jerked off in his girlfriends eye
    when the eye was dried and shut
    Georgie f*cked the one eyed slut

    Little Boy Blew
    He needed the money

    Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on a tuffet
    Eating her curds and whey
    Along came a spider
    Which sat down beside her
    And said "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch!?"

    All courtesy of Andrew 'Dice' Clay
     
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