Reading the forum tonight, you lot are all like a bunch of ****ing hippes overdosed on E's. everyone getting along where someone would usually be pedantic and argue the smallest thing. Instead everyone's posting press reports and others opinions going "aww great report mate" "aww shearer a going to say something nice about us" "aww you're totally right dude and it feels so good" "aww I love you, we're BFF's now" in some strange unnatural state of euphoria. Now it's time to keep your feet in the floor. We may have won away, we may have scored 3 goals for what seems like the first time since 1995, Aluko may have scored a peach. Here's a couple of realities to plummet you back down to earth... James Chester is out, that most probably means ALEX BRUCE... We're still probably going down, and Steve Bruce is still a ****... Not only a ****, but a fat **** to boot. Enjoy your come downs.
Got home at 7:30 had my tea and a few bottles of Becks, read the forums all with a massive smile on my face. Then the mrs said were going to her mams tomorrow for tea. My face didnt alter bob, not one bit, big smile. you've got no chance. Though i may wake up in the night screaming but for now aaahhhhh s'wonderful
Becks? Becks Chazz?! What's wrong with Skol?! Posho. I bet you drank those bottles with your little finger sticking out.
Dunno why but I had you down as a Stella sorta bloke. Drank while wearing your lonsdale vest. You're an enigma you are!
I like Stella, but I don't wear a vest. I don't think I've earned my vest yet, I'm waiting for someone to raise me to it. I wear Donnay socks though.
At 5.27am on Saturday morning my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. It was also my sons 3rd birthday. So after leaving the hospital I went straight to my sons party, with radio on in background listening to the match. Days just don't get any better than yesterday (unless I could have teleported myself to newcastle). Bob, why you going on about brucies weight, we all know you love the fatties. You hankering for a bit of Stevie sausage?
It's a start lad. It's a start. lol. You plastic! A "Real Fan" woulda been up in Newcastle supporting the team and the protest! Ok just kidding! Well done you and your missus! Good job on both having a birthday on the same day too! Joint party = savings! I bet your missus thought you were beaming all day because of the new Mini Mullet too
Well done son, well done indeed. Can't call her Chardonnay( for obvious reasons) but I like Lambrini for a girl. It's exotic.
Congrats to you and the family Payton. What a day yesterday turned out for you! Was she born with a mullet?
