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  1. saintKlopp

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    And a Carling drip.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

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    That raises an interesting question: If one were to put enough nicotine patches on their scrotum would it cause the sperm to get hyper and start jiggling the balls?
     
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  4. saintKlopp

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    You might just be the only person in the world ever to have conceived of that possibility.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. Bound do have cropped up somewhere, sometime <laugh>
     
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  6. Zanjinho

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    He's going to piss in his own mouth?
     
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  7. saintKlopp

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    Do you reckon his piss is more Carling than Carling?
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I
    I find that extremely distasteful.

    My daughter is sorting all my accommodation and travel out, I'm pleased to say. All I have yo do is get there <laugh> What could possibly go wrong? Apparently my ex is jumping on the bandwagon. She's going over in October. It will be a very different couple of weeks to what will be planned for me. I can't see her kipping in hostels and travelling on collectivas <laugh> Never mind shrooms and peyote <laugh>
     
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  10. saintKlopp

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    I'm with your ex there (not literally, obviously).
    I'm too old for that ****.
     
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    #zingywould be with your ex there.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    If I can do it, you could. The hostels are very different to what you're thinking. Single rooms start from £10 per night and you can get en suite. Collectivas are just like mini buses <ok>
     
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    The hostel I stopped in when I did the Yorkshire Three Peaks was quality
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Good.
     
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    Thanks?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

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    Welcome.
     
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    Are you getting a holiday haircut before you leave ??
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I get my hair cut once a month at the beginning of the month. That month, I'll get my hair cut on Saturday 1st and I fly out on Tuesday, 4th. So yes.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You need to google San Juan del Pacifico. 2 nights in Mexico City when I arrive and then that's our next point of call. We're going to go for the full Shamanic ritual in the temazcal. It may change me forever <yikes>
     
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    we can but hope <whistle>
     
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