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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That sounds as though it could possibly mean 'Your mother is a whore'? <laugh>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

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    Whores are greatly respected in Mexico. :bandit:
     
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  3. Zanjinho

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    What if you've never met their mother?
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ok... So I don't speak much Spanish but I used Google translate to help come up with a travel phrase guide for @Red Hadron Collider this should convey 90% of what he needs to communicate in Mexico.


    Gob ****:
    caca de la boca

    ****stain:
    mancha de masturbación

    **** hound:
    perro de la masturbación

    **** wit:
    ingenio sexual

    May I pee in your bum please:
    puedo orinar en tu culo por favor

    Bar steward: :bandit:
    camarero

    It's called a bap not a cob:
    se llama un 'bap' no una 'mazorca'

    A pint of Carling please:
    una pinta de orina de caballo por favor

    My dad is the Pope not a potato:
    mi papá es el Papa, no una papa

    Please call a doctor I just fell down the stairs:
    por favor llame a un doctor, solo me caí por las escaleras
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

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    absolutely...that's very short for your bags as well

    you need assistance getting between gates there unless.you.are.very.lucky
     
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  6. Tobes

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    If he’s flying KLM that’s plenty of time and he won’t have to retrieve his bags anyway as they’ll be automatically transferred.
     
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  7. Zanjinho

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    Do you feel it was worth the effort?
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm a helpful human being. Always worth helping out
     
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  9. saintKlopp

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    You'd be the only one that hasn't.
     
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  10. saintKlopp

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    And sent to Bahrain.
     
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    if there's an hour max between any delay and the bag is in trouble.

    long taxi etc.

    any airport and less than 45mins turn round = bag at risk.


    hopefully it's Klm to klm and same gate group..

    I have had to do gates in a and run to gate in d.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not fanboy again <laugh>
     
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  13. Tobes

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    I doubt he’d be going to Schiphol if it wasn’t KLM.

    I’ve transferred there a couple of times and never had a problem with relatively tight turnarounds. They factor the taxi times into arrival times btw. As long as he doesn’t decide to go hunting for a place to smoke and wants to down a couple of pints he’ll be sound
     
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    your faith in the "mobility assistance" is quite touched touching.
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

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    :)

    I will admit you are far better off bro g first off air plane than having to sit like a open for ages til some gobshites deigns to come on board and grope you into a crap chair
     
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  16. Solid_Air 2

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    well its not all bad i suppose if you get a complementary grope out of it :bandit:
    having had practical experience of this sort of stuff my advise is if at all possible do it yourself as relying on others is a very dangerous route.
     
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    Does not compute

    #supercomputer
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who? Me? <laugh>
     
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    Therein lies the fatal flaw in the plan.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    "Who? Me? <laugh> I already commented.

    I won't bother as I won't have time. I'll have a nicotine patch on anyway <laugh>
     
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