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  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Watch out for the "cartels", they will not appreciate the English sense of humour. Also do not hang around any motorway bridges!
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I texted a mate to say I've booked the flight and he said he hopes we've got a good embassy over there <laugh>
     
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  3. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    I know an American woman who lives in Mexico City and she's quite old. She walks around on her own, so it can't be all bad.
     
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  4. Solid_Air 2

    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    yeah but does she do this after 9 pints of Carling 2 joints & a dab of whizz ?
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    We're not staying in Mexico City. My daughter's meeting me at the airport. We'll probably stay there overnight and then head down to the coast.

    I doubt I'll be able to get Carling there Solid, you knobhead <laugh>
     
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  6. Solid_Air 2

    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    but you will be able to get weed & whizz got you :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't bother with that filthy ****. Haven't for a very long time (not weed <laugh>)
     
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  8. BobbyD

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Best advice I can give is grow a moustache and stay off the tequila ffs.

    When are you going mate?
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    my only advice is that you need to be very careful with Skipol airport and make sure you have enough time to get between the gates o nthe transfer. I have had to walk the length of the ****hole several times due to bad gates

    You might be taxiing there for a half hour coming in for example.

    I would advise you say you need assistance and get wheeled about frankly.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No way I'm growing one of those ****ers. **** Tequila: it'll be the mescal <laugh>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Only got an hour at Schipol as it is <yikes> Do I use the hip and knee replacement card?
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    September 4th <ok> Hurricane season <yikes>
     
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  14. Tobes

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    Just stay in the Dam <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah.Got a date with some shamans in San Jose del Pacifico. Quick google will tell you all you need to know <laugh>
     
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  16. Solid_Air 2

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    silly me <doh>

    whizz =bad
    Shrooms = :emoticon-0169-dance
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Naturally occurring Vs chemical ****e <ok>
     
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  18. Solid_Air 2

    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    even RHC has been converted into an organic, green lifestyle so there is hope for planet Earth after all :emoticon-0148-yes:

    Have a good un but try and make sure you don't get so wasted you forget about the lumps of metal bodged into you.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Been to Mexico, but not Mexico City. Hagglers everywhere, don't pay full price for anything. Don't piss off the drug dealers... They're rather brutal in Mexico.

    Generally it is considered a polite greeting as a foreigner if you tell everyone "Tu Madre es una puta" when you greet them.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My darling daughter will look after me <ok>
     
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