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AHHHHHH...

 

The last time she came in, Denice was the landlady

 

Made sense to me first time

 

You're just smarter than us.

 

Obviously, that's a given ffs

 

It wasn't that complicated

 

just terribly written

 

Perfectly logical. Low levels of comprehension

 

It was probably the lack of capitals. if you fools saint with it you must have been drunk typing it.

 

No lack of capitals, MITO. Are you drunk?

 

I read this:

as:

After that elementary error the rest made no sense, so I re-read it. It took about 10 seconds to sort it out but, as is customary on here the proverbial molehill has achieved Alpine proportions.

 

"She told me that the first time she'd come in,"

For me, it's the comma that adds the sense to it.

"She told me that the first time she'd come in,(comma) she got talking to me and eventually left....etc"

 

should read:

She told me that the first time she'd come in that she had been talking with me

I asked if i was drunk. She answered....

I asked if denise was behind the bar and she was. Obviously a lot of Sambuca was served. (FULL STOP) She....

Grammar disaster this.

yoda you sound like HMMMM.

 

I skipped by to the big news that Denis was back, it only took seconds to re-read as suggested.

I agree though, you two make mountains out of every grammar mole hill so turn about is only to be expected.

 

Very, very clumsy. There are only two Grammar Kings on this website...........

 

Ah well, good job you are not one of them then.




















I think people can tell i'm bored though

 

Crimes against the language need to be summarily dealt with lest we turn into our colonial cousins.

 

So you are saying american spellings are annoying then?

 

No, because that would only encourage you.

 

oh no i'd never do that. I'm just clarifying for everyone elso to do it. Remember I am nice now so wouldn't deliberately yankify my posts just to torment people.