Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

She told me she only had one boyfriend and she's older than me (late 20s, well nearly 30)

Normally it's best to let them bring up any bedroom stuff otherwise you just come across like a deviant and a perv Gina knows how it goes

It's fine, will wait it out think she is probably just a bit shy and/or self-conscious not prudish though she has a bit of a dirty sense of humour. In the meantime will try and plough other options

Normally by this point in my experience they've spread 'em for ya

 

Personally it's really only the first beer that I find really refreshing, maybe a second

After that you're used to the taste and the alcohol starts to numb that refreshing feeling

It's strange really drinking like 8 beers or whatever, what other foods and drinks do you do that with normally ?! You know, 8 plates of your dinner in a row one after the other, or 8 cans of Coke in a row seems ridiculous (unless you're Greez that is )

 

If someone gave you a gallon of beer to drink when you first entered the pub, most people would say "no way". Give them 8 pints over an evening and they will happily drink them

 

Well that explains it then.

She doesn't want to come across as easy, she probably doesn't even realise that most girls would drop their drawers by now. She probably thinks she's doing the "right thing". She's not been with many guys so it's still novel, new, and a big deal for her.

You may just have to wait a bit longer and be patient with this one.

 

I don't think I could. There again the only beer I like is the darker ales, stouts and porters. They tend to be a but more filling than your average watery lager. I'd be sick of beer by the third can...

... I'd happily drink through a bottle of port or two though. . Not that I've drunk that much in over a decade.

 

Got a bottle of Guinness Antwerpen Stout this evening ... small bottle, 330ml

 

thats a can more than a bottle...

 

It's made of glass. It's shaped like a bottle. It's got a cap. It's got a label

 

It's a very small tinchy bottle then.

 

It's a 300ml bottle

 

A piss bottle then...

 

Many, many beers come in bottles this size. You need to get out more

 

it's 3 hundred and 30 ****ing ml man ... and 8%

 

Yeah but I've got a **** off can of Sapporo that's 650 ml so it's all ok

That's made of can, shaped like a can and got a ring pull

 

I'm still ****ing exhausted

 

He lives....

 

The forum didn't though

It's like Jon Snow ... it got murdered by its sworn brothers then resurrected by a red priestess with light magic

 

That was the best and filthiest sex I've ever had. Both of them from the beginning to the end.

In other news, my eldest is on the plane to Dubai at 2 pm

 

eeee you nasty bastard...(said in northern accent)