I always take the annual publication of Eyeballs, which is a Private Eye publication that lists all the various idiotic things that spew out of the mouth's of people giving live commentaries on all sorts of things. This year Lawro featues in quite a few!
"It must have been like the Alamo.Whatever the Alamo was like" .ML
"Correct me if I'm not mistaken ,John".ML
"Patrick Vieira has the best job in the Western Universe". ML
"The Manchester United players are very misgruntled with that decision". ML
"He(Daniel Sturridge) was onside because he wasn't offside". ML
" Everyone says he's stubborn, and he is stubborn. But is he stubborn ,Ian?"-ML