Swansea V Sunderland Swansea have made a great start to the season. They have played two games so far and scored lots of goals, which is a good thing because scoring lots of goals generally means you win games. Thats unless of course the other team scores lots of goals as well, but as long as they don't score more goals than your own team then that means you win, I think thats what happens anyway. Michael Laudrup is the new manager there & just like his predecessor he makes the team pass the ball. Passing the ball is good, thats when a player on your team passes the ball to another player on your team. What you dont want to do though is pass the ball to the other team, thats bad. Either way you have to pass the ball at some point though because if you dont then all the players will just stand looking at the ball for 90 minutes, fans dont like that kind of thing so dont do it. Sunderland on the other hand have played one less game than Swansea. Swansea have played twice & Sunderland once, two take away one equals one. Thats what my calculator says anyway. Signing players like Adam Johnson & Steven Fletcher have given the Wearsiders a real boost. Adam Johnson can combine both his feet & legs to make him move very fast, that whats known as running in the football world. Running is good in football because you can move past the other teams players towards their goal. If you kick the ball into the net then you score, like what Swansea have done in their other games. Steven Fletcher can score, he's got feet & legs too just like Adam Johnson. I think that both teams can score in this game, one goal each. That would mean it would be a draw, unless one team scores more than the other team then it wouldnt be a draw anymore. I get confused when I count with my fingers & my calculators run out of battries so I'll stick with a draw. Prediction: Swansea 1 Sunderland 1 You can't argue with that kind of logic I tell you. Tenner for me going on a 1-1 draw Saturday.
Took me ages to realise you'd added bits yourself, I genuinely believed Lawro would be dumb enough to write the first bit
