LATEST - RIP Bartons Tash no longer wishes to be a Newcastle fan!

Following Joey Barton and Jose Enrique expressing a desire to leave the club, a further blow to the club has come to light now frequent not606 poster 'RIP Bartons Tash' is said to be very unsettled as a supporter and is threatening to follow Sunderland instead.

Speaking to other members, RIP made it clear that unless serious investment is made in the summer he will be taking his support elsewhere.

Should the club fail to sign top quality players in the summer RIP is likely to make the switch to nearby Premier League outfit Sunderland. He showed great concern at the lack of quality currently in the squad.

Unhappy with Newcastle's attacking options, RIP singled out Jonas Gutierrez for criticism.

The relationship between fan and player is said to be at 'breaking point' and could well see one of not606's busiest contributers defecting to the Sunderland board unless a dramtic change is made.

One thing that may keep RIP Bartons Tash on Tyneside is his rumoured amiable relationship with 31-year old Peter Lovenkrands. A secretive man, the Danish striker had his loyalties tested during the recent 2-0 victory over Birmingham when RIP declared on a public forum;

With open homosexuality still considered somewhat 'taboo' within the sport, Lovenkrands has declined to comment on his involvement with the 19-year old supporter from Whitley Bay. The relationship may become long distance however as RIP has hinted his next club may be Liverpool.

Having shown his displeasure at Newcastle's striking options, RIP was keen to highlight the quality of Liverpool's first team. Ex-Newcastle player Andy Carroll's move could be key to RIP Bartons Tash's change in support but it was another new signing at Anfield that impressed him most.

RIP's destination is unclear at this point but one thing for sure is should Newcastle fail to qualify for European competition this year he will be thinking seriously about his future as a supporter. He recently came out suggestion that Europe is within the club's grasp and is where Newcastle should be aiming to prove ambition.

RIP Bartons Tash's future on not606 has already been brought into question having previously threatened to leave the forum. A supporters group appeared keen on the idea and showed disappointment when the fan failed to go through with the threat.

According to poster SirBR, the reason for the falling out was simply a;

Newcastle's next home fixture against Bolton could prove pivotal in the young supporter's future, a loss could force his hand and see a change in support.

 

who cares..hes a ****

 

See how by quoting someone out of context and making up a load of bollocks to fill the page newspapers can create a story whilst still keeping it legal?

What's more, people are very willing to believe something if it's written with quotes 'from' the player. (see the above poster)

 

Newcastle's next home fixture against Bolton could prove pivotal in the young supporter's future, a loss could force his hand and see a change in support.
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Do you mean he'll use his left one instead of his right?

 

Wow, you actually took the time to make this?

Get a life mate. People have the right to call my articles **** if they want, but atleast my articles are based on NUFC/Football. I've never been so pathetic as to make articles like this about other people.
This is probably the 25th article made about me specifically. People who make these articles about me, are no better than bullies.

 

I think that is like Susan Boyle calling someone a fat singer.

 

Who are ya, who are ya,

Seriously who are you

 

Meanwhile the loan signing of jordan from the Manchester United board has been met with hostility from the fans, who consider him to be, in their own words, "a ****er". Reports that the club are paying 100% of his wages have not helped the situation.

Jordan has been earmarked as "one for the future" at just 7 years of age but fans believe he is showing very little potential as a poster and are keen to see him sent back to his parent club.

 

yeah misquoting people can be bad but also funny.

 

He has parents?

 

He has, but he doesn't know them!

 

Just to make it clear RIP, this isn't a dig. It's just pointing out how we shouldn't get so excited when a player is quoted and the media report a story. I used you as an example as I'm sure you'll agree, you're probably the most vocal member on here.

No offense intended.

 

Unconfirmed reports at this stage say yes he does, but it could surface that they do not in fact know him as three different men have claimed to be his "uncle".

In football terms though his parent club, Man U, are said to believe the poster has no future at the club and will be looking to transfer list him in the near future.

 

How often am i criticised about making an article addressing another article?

This has to be the ****ing 20th article made about me man, i don't give a **** about criticism, but i'm sick of being targetted. If you're sick of me, **** off and ignore me, don't waste your time making articles about me man.

 

Do what you're told MF, you know BT is the boss around here!

 

shut up you smug prick. change your avatar pic its pissing me off

 

Brilliant! I wonder if the Mackems are aware of this potential defection?

 

The article isn't about you, it's about how easy it is to misquote someone to create a sensationalist article.

You're not the only person who has overreacted to the recent Barton/Enrique stories and to be perfectly honest, it was targetted at the Manc plank who decided to swallow the story hook line and sinker.

I've no beef with you, you're keeping this place lively.

 

That's different, you used to do all those stupid apology article where you realised you were wrong about something and apologised to us all, as if we hadnt forgotten about the initial article. To be fair you dont seem to do this anymore.

The other thing you do is where instead of replying to an active article, you become very angry and make your own where you disagree with it, and we see it as a waste of time.

This is a joking article where you are involved, a funny riposte by Mod Face to your earlier assumption about Bartons quotes in a paper.