Dalglish to rejoin Liverpool forward line 05-09-12 KENNY Dalglish has signed for Liverpool, boosting both morale and their ineffective strike force. A proven goalscorer at both club and international level, Dalglish is considered the ideal candidate to bring back the heart, the passion, the pride, the passion and the heart to the football club. Diehard fans are convinced the signing will bring back Liverpoolâs glory days. Besides footballing victories, they believe it will trigger the recommissioning of Brookside, Bread, the reformation of The Farm and Jimmy Tarbuckâs return to Saturday night TV. Some commentators have queried the £42 million Liverpool paid for Dalglish, particularly as he is not affiliated to any club, and the length of his ten year contract. Roy Hobbs, editor of the Liverpool fanzine Shirt!, said: âWhen it comes to Dalglish, money is no issue. Itâs about the pride, the heart, the passion. âAnd the heart and the pride. And the passion. And heart. âAnd the passion.â Liverpool remain among the biggest names in British club football, with three syllables and nine letters. And whereas fans of other football clubs make their way to the ground one by one, never communicating or consorting with one another, Liverpool fans, uniquely, never walk alone. Footballologist Stephen Malley said: âYou canât go wrong with a man like Kenny. âIâd put myself up for the team but Iâm a wee bit young at 38. You donât win anything with kids.â GKRK