Has anyone else noticed that the trains are now packed to the gunnels with guys who are dressed like Bear Grylls? Every day I see middle-aged men - who would not know a mountain if one fell on them - wearing hill walking boots, North Face jackets, Craghopper pants and the ubiquitous rucksack (with a caribiner) and Cossack hats. Fair enough dress for emergencies in case of bad weather but you are not like to stumble across a glacier on Buchanan Street or fall down a crevasse in St Enoch square so what's the deal? Are they trying to pretend they are outdoorsy types? They are fooling no one, the highest thing most of these dicks have ever climbed is a bed with two matresses. Rant over
I hate the styles 'rocked' by young blokes more. Patchwork jeans, elasticated at the bottom, gay little pumps as footwear, tops with hoods at the front, bowler hats worn at a jaunty angle. Mincing little pricks the lot of 'em.
Blokes: Jeans with the crotch down to the knees! Terrorist scarves! Scarves with t-shirts! Boots with no laces! Suit jackets with Jeans! Espadrilles! T -shirt over a long sleeve top! Shirts with hoods! T-shirts tucked into jeans! Girls: UGG boots Fake UGG boots Big Hair Drawn on eyebows Wellies
I noticed this this morning. get out my head russ PS women too. Is there anything worse than women gabbing on the train? I made a snoring noise to try drop a hint. only one of them heard me though and she was the quiet one. I was ready to spit on them and I had earphones in!
I hate women who - as soon as they get on the bus - start talking on their mobile! Always loud as **** talking boring ****e! Even worse - "foriegners" gabbing on mobiles, loud as ****!
Think dev would hit suicide mode if he seen the shoes I'm wearing today please log in to view this image
