Last night my wife came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on. There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minutes later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons. I don't really don't know what else to say.
be afraid mate, very afraid If they go ballistic at you thats good, when they stay silent 2 things are going on 1 - she is in denial 2 - you are going to come home and she will be dressed as madam whiplash and there will be a gimp mask and agiant black dildo waiting for you RUN while you have the chance or PRAy that she is in denial
Try wearing the snorkel and mask in bed. If she still doesn't say anything, she's obviously completely uninterested in you and everything you do
I think this means the love is still there. Try giving her one in the missionary postion and then flipper over.
