It's time for the pro allamists and the silent majority to ally behind their common interest - supporting Assem Allam and saying YES to Hull Tigers (as long as we stay in the premier league). Get down to Allams squash tournament in May and show him you're unwavering loyalty and support by drowning out and kicking **** out of the vocal minority. Now is the time to stand up and be counted. I expect an unprecedented turnout.
I'm not allowed to play squash anymore, my GUCHS is adamant in his belief that it should be illegal for anybody over 40 to participate in the pastime. I think dog **** should be smeared on the glass walls of the courts in a dirty protest.
